Back to the Future: The Weakest Link
Written by Anakin McFly
Chapter One
Jaina McFly: Hello everybody and welcome to the BTTF edition of The Weakest Link!
(Applause)
Jaina McFly: Today we have here 8 contestants who will be playing the game in hopes of winning the grand prize of... (Drum roll) ONE MILLION CENTS! Or, in other words, $10,000.
Audience: Oooooh...
Jaina McFly: For those people who have no idea what TWL is, go watch the show, and for those people who haven't watched BTTF, go watch it too. If you don't know who I am, I'm the alter ego of Anakin McFly, who is currently too overwhelmed by homework and band practice to do anything but sleep and write stuff like this. Anyway, the contestants for today are, in alphabetical order, Biff, Clara, Doc, George, Jennifer, Lorraine, Marty and a miscellaneous representative of the Hill Valley Toilet Committee.
(Audience applaud the HVTC rep, who waves and gives out autographs.)
Jaina McFly: Ok, we can skip the introductions. If you don't know who those people are, as I said, go watch the show. Universal Studios better be paying me for this. In the case of the HVTC rep, you probably won't know him, so I'll give him some time to introduce himself.
(Spotlight moves over to the HVTC rep.)
HVTC rep: Hi everybody! My name is Ted Theodore Logan and I work in the Hill Valley Toilet Committee. For this year, our vision is to have the cleanest toilets in the world, so party on, dudes!
Audience: EXCELLENT!
Jaina McFly: On to the show... you all should know the rules, so we can start. Just take note, however, that to bank money you have to say the following phrase: "Some crazy driver wearing Nike shoes just crashed my brand new Mercedes Benz in his weird looking DeLorean going at the speed of 87 mph and I demand compensation."
Marty: Huh?
(Jaina McFly repeats herself)
Jaina McFly: Got it?
Contestants: Yup.
Jaina McFly: Yay! On to the questions! We'll begin with Biff, as his name comes first alphabetically. Start the clock. Biff, as stickmen don't wear clothes, are they considered pornographic?
Biff: Of course!
Jaina McFly: Right. Clara, if the male of a goose is called a gander, is the male of a moose called Amanda?
Clara: Yup!
Jaina McFly: Correct. Doc, what do you call someone who breaks wind?
Doc: A windbreaker!
Jaina McFly: Yes! George, what is the Matrix?
George: *puts on shades and a black trench coat* No one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.
Jaina McFly: Uh... yeah. Jennifer, why do all the years the DeLorean go to end with a '5'?
Jennifer: That's just the way it is.
Jaina McFly: Yup. Lorraine, were KIA vehicles Killed In Action?
Lorraine: I think so.
Jaina McFly: Correct! Man, you guys are good. Marty, who is shorter, you or Luke Skywalker?
Marty: LUKE! DEFINITELY!
Jaina McFly: Er, the answer was 'I don't know'.
Marty: Aw, man!
Jaina McFly: Ted, if you have one piece of advice to give to the world, what would it be?
Ted: PARTY ON, DUDES!
Audience: EXCELLENT!
Marty: What kind of question is that?
Jaina McFly: A good one. Back to you, Biff.
Biff: Some crazy driver wearing Nike shoes...
(Jaina starts whistling the BttF theme song)
Biff: ...Mercedes Benz in his weird...
Timer: Teet!
Biff: #@$!
Jaina McFly: Times up! It's now time to vote off The Weakest Link!
Miscellaneous voice from somewhere: With one question wrong, Marty is the weakest link. Everyone else is the strongest link. Let's see who gets kicked out...
Jaina McFly: We shall now go for a short but irritating commercial break, and when we come back, we'll see who each person voted for. Hang on there, and hands off that remote. Thanks.
Chapter Two
Jaina McFly: Hi, and welcome back to TWL. The contestants shall now take turns to display their votes...
Biff: Marty
Clara: Ted
Doc: Biff
George: Clara
Jennifer: Clara
Lorraine: Ted
Marty: Clara
Ted: Biff
Jaina McFly: Uh, ok. Biff, why Marty?
Biff: I still haven't forgiven him for the two manure truck accidents.
Marty: That was 30 years ago!
Biff: So?
Jaina McFly: Clara, why Ted?
Clara: The last time I visited the toilet, a centipede crawled out.
Jaina McFly: Ok... Jennifer, why Clara?
Jennifer: Flaming Trails paid me to do it.
Clara: Hey!
Flaming Trails: (insert whatever she wants to say here)
Jennifer: Sorry. But I needed the money.
Jaina McFly: Lorraine, why Ted?
Lorraine: He's advertising for a show other that BttF.
Jaina McFly: So what? I get more cash that way, you know. Ted, why Biff?
Ted: I'm doing it in alphabetical order, dude!
Doc: Oh-oh.
Marty: Whew.
Jaina McFly: Ok. Anyway, with 3 votes against her, Clara is The Weakest Link. Goodbye. (Clara leaves)
Clara (off screen): I can't believe it! How can they do this to me? *sobs*
Jaina McFly: Now, it's on to Round Two, and you've still won nothing. Good for whoever's sponsoring this. Ok, we'll start with you again, Biff. Get the clock going. Why does Yoda need a walking stick if he can fight so well?
Biff: He can't fight well. It's all special effects.
Jaina McFly: Right. Doc, if the speed of thought is faster than that of light, can thoughts go back in time?
Doc: I suppose so. That's why some people can predict the future.
Jaina McFly: Yup. George, do heartless people get heart attacks?
George: No.
Jaina McFly: Correct. Jennifer, when should you not go to the dentist?
Jennifer: After eating Oreos.
(Ted starts singing the Oreos jingle, and everyone stares at him until he stops.)
Jaina McFly: Correct. Lorraine, is Jennifer Parker related to Peter Parker?
Lorraine: No.
Jaina McFly: WRONG! Everyone's related! We're all human, right? (Starts laughing manically) Ahem. Marty, what is the personalized license plate number of the Pinhead's shared vehicle?
Marty: OUTATUNE!
Jaina McFly: Right! Ted, who was Joan of Arc?
Ted: Noah's wife?
Jaina McFly: Yup! Biff, in a symphonic band, which are better, the brass or the woodwinds?
Biff: Brass?
Jaina McFly: NO! WOODWINDS RULE THE BAND! Um...Doc, why shouldn't people drink and drive?
Doc: If they hit a hump, they'll spill their drink.
Jaina McFly: Right. George, why is Round Two of this stupid, pointless game longer than Round One of this stupid, pointless game?
George: The people who wrote it are stupid and pointless.
Jaina McFly: Uh huh. Jennifer, who is Barney the Dinosaur?
Jennifer: Some guy in a purple suit.
Jaina McFly: Correct! Lorraine, what would happen if someone were to travel east across the International Date Line a few times in one day?
Lorraine: They'd go back in time?
Jaina McFly: Nah. Time travel isn't possible. The answer was, "I'm not a geography teacher, what makes you think I'd know?" Marty, is pork red or white meat?
Marty: It's a mixture, which is why it's pink.
Jaina McFly: Right. Ted...
Ted: Some crazy driver wearing Nike shoes just crashed my brand new Mercedes Benz with his weird looking DeLorean going at the speed of 87 mph and I demand compensation!
Timer: TEET!
Ted: EXCELLENT!
(Applause)
Jaina McFly: I can't believe it! Someone actually managed to bank money... okay, anyway, the round is over and it's time to vote of The Weakest Link!
Miscellaneous voice from somewhere: With all her answers wrong, Lorraine is the weakest link. Doc, George, Jennifer and Marty are the strongest links. Ted, however, has amazingly managed to bank some money. Will that save him? We'll see...
Jaina McFly: Ok, It's time for yet another commercial break. Don't go away. We'll be right back.
Chapter Three
Jaina McFly: Once again, welcome back to TWL. The contestants have currently banked a total of $100. Bad luck for the sponsors. Display your votes, please.
Biff: Marty
Doc: Jennifer
George: Jennifer
Jennifer: Doc
Lorraine: Jennifer
Marty: Biff
Ted: Doc
Jaina McFly: Doc, why Jennifer?
Doc: She voted off Clara.
Jaina McFly: Ok... George, why Jennifer?
George: Clara paid me to do it.
Jaina McFly: Um, what's with all the bribing stuff? Never mind... Marty, why Biff?
Marty: Family matters.
Jaina McFly: Ok, and Ted, why... oh, alphabetical order, right?
Doc: My name is Emmett!
Ted: Same thing, dude!
Jaina McFly: With three votes against her, Jennifer is the weakest link. Goodbye. (Jennifer leaves)
(Offstage) Jennifer: How could Clara do such a thing? George is going to pay for this, I swear.
Jaina McFly: And it's on to Round 3! Start the clock. Doc, what are kiwi fruits?
Doc: The eggs of the kiwi.
Jaina McFly: Yup. George, is it illegal to bury dead pets on public ground?
George: I suppose so.
Jaina McFly: REALLY? *Checks answer* Oh-oh. Yeah. Um, Lorraine, give a physical description of Obelix.
Lorraine: Fat.
Jaina McFly: Uh huh. Marty, if you see yourself fading from a photograph, what is happening?
Marty: The photograph is getting old.
Jaina McFly: Right! Ted, define the word, 'Excellent'.
Ted: EXCELLENT, dude!
Jaina McFly: Correct! Biff, are you male or female?
Biff: Male.
Jaina McFly: Yup. Doc, why does Darth Vader wear a mask?
Doc: He has asthma.
Jaina McFly: Yeah! George, what is your favourite movie?
George: Star Wars.
Biff, Doc, Lorraine and Marty: TRAITOR!
Jaina McFly: Ok... Lorraine, who is 'The One'? Anakin Skywalker, 'Neo' Anderson or Jet Li?
Lorraine: None, because they're all male.
Jaina McFly: Correct! (Ducks thrown eggs from male audience) Ow... Marty, what is the difference between R-E-A-D and R-E-A-D?
Marty: One is in the past tense.
Jaina McFly: Right. Ted, what is 'Back to the Future' in Chinese?
Ted: I don't learn Chinese, dude!
Jaina McFly: Hui dao wei lai. Hah. Doc, in Star Wars, how come the Jedi never use the Force to switch off their opponents' weapons?
Doc: Those Star Wars guys are weird.
Jaina McFly: Right. George...
George: Some crazy driver wearing Nike shoes just crashed my brand new Mercedes Benz in his weird looking DeLorean going at the speed of 87 mph and I demand compensation.
Timer: TEET!
Audience: EXCELLENT!
(Applause)
Jaina McFly: Argh! That's the second time someone actually managed to bank money... got to make the banking sentence longer for the next game. Anyway, it's now time to vote off The Weakest Link!
Miscellaneous voice: Biff, Marty and Ted are the weakest links, if you really want to know. Doc is the strongest link, but of course that never changes anything...
Jaina McFly: As usual, we'll take a short break here. You know what to do... review and we'll continue with Round 4!
Chapter Four
Jaina McFly: Hi again. Okay, display yer votes.
Biff: George
Doc: Ted
George: Biff
Lorraine: Ted
Marty: George
Ted: George
Jaina McFly: Ok. Biff, why George?
Biff: His son trashed my car with manure. Twice.
Jaina McFly: Fine, whatever. Doc, why Ted?
Doc: I've decided that I don't like him.
Jaina McFly: Uhhuh. Marty, why George?
Marty: Sorry Dad, but Jennifer paid me to do it.
Jaina McFly: THAT'S IT! From now on there shall be NO MORE bribing in this show! Man, you guys... Anyway, George, you are the weakest link. Goodbye.
(George leaves)
George (offscreen): I can't believe it! My own son! How could he... I've got this feeling Ted's gonna win. They're all biased towards him. Trust me. I mean, his questions are all so easy!
Jaina McFly: Yay! Round 4! Start the clock. Biff, describe a toilet.
Biff: Small, cramped, dirty, smelly...
Jaina McFly: That will do. Doc, why was it that in the end of Pt 1 and the beginning of Pt2 the DeLorean left for the future in the morning, but in Pt2 they came back at night?
Doc: The writer was getting confused?
Jaina McFly: WRONG! The answer was: 'It's just a movie.' At least, that's what my mother said. Lorraine, continue the sentence. 'It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...
Lorraine: A flying DeLorean?
Jaina McFly: Yup. Marty, name a phrase thieves sometimes use to con you into giving them money.
Marty: Save the Clocktower!
Jaina McFly: Right! Ted, what happens when you flush a toilet in an airplane?
Ted: It's contents enter the atmosphere and fuses with water droplets to form acid rain, dude!
Jaina McFly: EXCELLENT, dude! Biff, if there was one thing you could say to Marty, what would it be?
Biff: Hey McFly! I hear you've got purple underwear!
Marty: You...
Jaina McFly: Ok.
Marty: Since when did The Weakest Link have open-ended questions?
Jaina McFly: Since I started hosting games. Doc, using the formula where if a=b and b=c then a=c, what can be assumed if Santa Claus=fat and Barney the Dinosaur=fat?
Doc: Santa Claus=Barney.
Jaina McFly: Right. Lorraine,
Lorraine: Some crazy driver wearing Nike shoes just crashed my brand new Mercedes Benz in his weird looking DeLorean going at the speed of 87 mph and I demand compensation.
(Long pause)
Lorraine: Um, so what's the next question?
Jaina McFly (looking up): WELL?
Timer: TEET!
Person controlling timer: Oops. Sorry.
Jaina McFly: What d'ya mean, sorry? That's $700 we just lost! D'you know you can buy a FLUTE with that amount of money? Sheesh... Er, anyway, it's now time to vote off the weakest link!
Miscellaneous voice: Since nobody votes according to who really is the weakest link, I shall not waste my breath.
Jaina McFly: Ok, I gotta go now. When we come back, we'll see who gets voted off this time. Bye. (Runs out)
Marty: Hey! Where's she going?
Miscellaneous Voice: To her other game. You know, Star Wars: The Weakest Link.
Marty: Oh.
Chapter Five
Jaina McFly: Ok, I'm back! Display yer votes.
Biff: Marty
Doc: Biff
Lorraine: Marty
Marty: Ted
Ted: Biff
Marty: This is heavy.
Jaina McFly: Uh, Lorraine, why Marty?
Lorraine: He should be at home studying, no playing pointless games like this.
Marty: Hey!
Jaina McFly: Ted, why Biff?
Ted: He insulted the toilets, dude!
Jaina McFly: Ookay... um, we got a tie here. So lets do this in alphabetical order. Biff, you get to choose. Well?
Biff: Sayonara, McFly.
Marty: NOOOOOOOO!.... WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ALPHABETICAL ORDER? HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY DO THIS IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER????? *hyperventilates*
Jaina McFly: Marty, you are the weakest link. Goodbye. (pause) Hey, you know something, when you yelled 'NO' you sounded a bit like Luke Skywalker... you look kinda like him from the back too and... *gets glared at* Ok, ok! I get the point.
Marty (Off screen): *runs off to measure height with Luke Skywalker*
Jaina McFly: Yay! Round 5! Ooh, four people left, $900 banked... Okay, start the clock. Biff, what are flying fish?
Biff: Fish that fly.
Jaina McFly: Right. Doc, give an example of a tongue twister that can be found in a science textbook. And say it really fast.
Doc: *really fast* Maltose is broken down by glucose by maltase, lactose to glucose and galactose by lactase, sucrose to glucose and fructose by sucrase.
Jaina McFly: Yeah! Lorraine, why should you be scared of a therapist?
Lorraine: Therapist = the rapist.
Jaina McFly: Yup. Ted, what is 'Back To The Future' in French?
Ted: I don't learn French, dude!
Jaina McFly: Too bad then, dude. Retour Vers La Futur. Uh, Biff, are dinosaurs all extinct?
Biff: No. There's still Barney.
Jaina McFly: Right. Doc, why does Jar Jar Binks wear a skirt in Episode 2?
Doc: I told you, those Star Wars guys are weird.
Jaina McFly: Uhuh. Lorraine, describe the movie 'Evolution'.
Lorraine: The longest shampoo ad ever.
Jaina McFly: Yeah. Ted, what is 'Back To The Future' in Al Bhed?
Ted: DUDE, I don't learn Al Bhed! (Pause) Wait a minute, wasn't that the language in FFX...?
Jaina McFly: Maybe. What DO you learn then?
Ted: ENGLISH, DUDE!
Jaina McFly: Ok, I'll keep that in mind. Anyway, the answer was Pylg Du Dra Vidina. I think. Biff, if 'shut up' means 'keep quiet', does 'shut down' mean 'start talking'?
Biff: Uh, I guess so.
Jaina McFly: Ok. Doc, should you go back in time on reclaimed land?
Doc: No, unless you know how to swim.
Jaina McFly: Right. Lorraine, in 'The Truman Show', did they also film Truman while he was bathing, and if they didn't, why didn't he use that time to escape?
Lorraine: Um... pass.
Jaina McFly: Actually, I don't know either. Ted, what is 'Back To The Future' in English?
Ted: o_O Dude, I consider that an insult of my intelligence and refuse to answer.
Jaina McFly: Fine, whatever.
Timer: TEET!
Jaina McFly: Hey! Guess what? No one tried banking money this time! Yay! So... yeah, its time to vote off the Weakest Link. Bye for now. I need the loo. *dashes out*
Chapter Six
Jaina McFly: Okay, I'm baaaaaaack! Contestants, display your votes. Thank you.
Ted: Dude, that sure was one long toilet break!
Jaina McFly: *stares* I had a stomachache. I ate nine mini chicken wings for lunch today. (a/n: Really. I did. Times like this I wonder why I'm still so underweight.)
Ted: Oh. Okay.
Jaina McFly: Um, you're supposed to display your votes.
Biff: Biff
Doc: Biff
Lorraine: Ted
Ted: Lorraine
Jaina McFly: O.O Um, Biff, is there any reason why you voted yourself off?
Biff: I did? What do you mean I… *looks down* Oh ****!
Censorship Guy: Beep.
Biff: I was just writing my name for fun! I forgot to erase it… wait, let me change…
Jaina McFly: Sorry, that's against the rules. You can't change your vote.
Biff: IT'S NOT MY VOTE, ******!
Censorship Guy: Beep.
Jaina McFly: Biff, you are the weakest link. Goodbye.
Biff: NO! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! IT'S A CONSPIRACY, ALL OF IT!
(The men in white coats appear and drag him out, screaming.)
Biff: NOOOOOOOO!
(Cut to a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. Luke Skywalker is sitting and meditating, when suddenly a long, drawn out 'no' reaches his ears...)
Luke: What the... HEY! That's MY line!
(Cut back to BttF: TWL)
Jaina McFly: Okay, so on with Round 6... start the clock. Doc, name two rodents associated with the BttF cast.
Doc: Stuart Little and one of Willard's rats.
Jaina McFly: Yup. Lorraine, continue this phrase. 'E.T....'
Lorraine: ...Phone home.
Jaina McFly: Correct! Okay, Ted, name the sequel of 'The Mummy Returns'.
Ted: The Daddy Returns, dude!
Audience: EXCELLENT!
Jaina McFly: Yeah. Maybe I should suggest that to Universal Studios... Doc, one plus one is?
Doc: Two.
Jaina McFly: Correct! O.O Wow, your Math is good. Lorraine, BttF was almost renamed...
Lorraine: Pass.
Jaina McFly: Spaceman From Pluto. Uh... Ted, state the number of Michael J. Fox shows my country's TV stations have screened from August last year to now and their titles. In the order they were shown.
Ted: Dude, I don't know where you live!
Jaina McFly: Too bad then. Just guess. Someone said that all your questions were too easy, so I'm trying to prove them wrong.
Ted: Okay... 8?
Jaina McFly: O.O How'd you know that?
Ted: I guessed, dude! That's the number of letters in my name!
Jaina McFly: O...kay... Titles?
Ted: Back to the Future 1, 2 & 3, The Frighteners, The American President, For Love or Money, Doc Hollywood, Casualties of War. (a/n: I think there was one more, but I can't remember. Either way, I SWEAR there's a MJF fan in the TV station somewhere.)
Jaina McFly: *stares suspiciously at Ted for a LONG time* Oka... yeah, correct.
Ted: EXCELLENT!
Jaina McFly: *gives occasional suspicious looks at Ted* Next question... Doc, who is Elrond's alter ego?
Doc: Agent Smith.
Jaina McFly: Yup. Lorraine, if all the world's a stage, where does the audience sit?
Lorraine: They stand.
Jaina McFly: Yeah! ^_^ Ted, give me one good reason why I shouldn't rip you apart.
Ted: Because then there'd be no one to clean the toilets, dude!
Jaina McFly: That's a lousy reason but never mind. Doc, knock knock.
Doc: Who's there?
Jaina McFly: Right.
Ted: Dude, what kind of question is THAT?
Jaina McFly: A question is a question is a question. Lorraine, who's my favourite composer?
Lorraine: John Williams?
Jaina McFly: Good for you. I might have killed you if you didn't know that.
Ted: *gulps*
Jaina McFly: *doesn't notice Ted* JOHN WILLIAMS FOREVER! =D =D =D *screams like a fangirl* *starts a JW fan club with Irish Bug and Lady Baggins of the Shire* *all scream together in B-flat Concert* ^_^ Ahem. Ted, Dark Helmet is Lone Starr's...
Ted: Father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. I've watched Spaceballs, dude!
Jaina McFly: Fine, so have I. Doc, continue the following. Zyxwvut...
Doc: ...srqponmlkjihgfedcba.
Jaina McFly: Yeah! Lorraine, you are traveling through another dimension. A dimension not only of sight and sound but of the mind. A journey through a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. There's a signpost up ahead. Your next stop is...
Lorraine: The Twilight Zone.
Ted: *hums TTZ theme*
Jaina McFly: Dude.
Ted: Huh? What?
Jaina McFly: Stop that.
Ted: Oh. Okay.
Jaina McFly: Next question. Ted,
Ted: Some crazy driver wearing Nike shoes just crashed my brand new Mercedes Benz in his weird looking DeLorean going at the speed of 87... *pauses to take a breath*... miles per hour and I demand compensation.
Timer: TEET!
Ted: EXCELLENT!
Audience: *cheer*
Jaina McFly: What d'you mean, 'excellent'? You got the banking phrase wrong! It's 'Some crazy driver wearing Nike shoes just crashed my brand new Mercedes Benz in his weird looking DeLorean going at the speed of 87 miles per hour and I demand compensation.', not 'Some crazy driver wearing Nike shoes just crashed my brand new Mercedes Benz in his weird looking DeLorean going at the speed of 87... *pauses to take a breath*... miles per hour and I demand compensation.'
Ted: What's the difference, dude?
Jaina McFly: Five words.
Ted: Bogus.
Jaina McFly: Okay, anyway that's the end of Round 6. It's now time to vote off... The Weakest Link!
Miscellaneous voice: Since it doesn't matter who the weakest link is, I shan't bother telling you. *pause* This job is good. I get paid for doing nothing.
Miscellaneous voice #2: All right then... YOU'RE FIRED!
Miscellaneous voice: Huh? What? I was just joking!
Jaina McFly: Bye for now! I got to go, but I'll be right back. *runs off* *slams straight into a wall* Ow... *gets up again, goes out the door and falls down the stairs.*
Chapter Seven
Jaina McFly: Yay! I'm back! Display your votes!
Doc: Lorraine
Lorraine: Ted
Ted: Lorraine
Jaina McFly: Um... forget you two, let's cut this short. Ted, why Lorraine?"
Ted: Because I haven't voted for her yet, dude!
Jaina McFly: Fine, whatev...
(Marty Jr. runs in)
Everyone: *stares*
Jaina McFly: What're you doing here?
Marty Jr.: I dunno... this guy in a flying DeLorean told me to get in and brought me here...
Doc: MARTY!
Everyone: *stares at Marty who's hiding in a corner, sufficiently recovered from his misadventures in Star Wars: The Weakest Link*
Marty Jr.: You mean he's... *stares* Wait a minute, you look kinda famil...
Marty: NOOOOOOOOO! *runs*
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Meanwhile a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, Luke Skywalker is sitting and meditating when a long drawn out "No" reaches his ears.
Luke: Aw man! Not AGAIN! That's MY line, all right? Grr...
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Jaina McFly: Uh, do you want to join or what? I think we can squeeze in one more; they're a lot of empty seats around.
Marty Jr.: Okay... what am I supposed to do?
Jaina McFly: *goes through rules and banking phrase* Geddit?
Marty Jr.: Yeah, I think so.
Jaina McFly: Right. Lorraine, you are the weakest link. Goodbye!
Lorraine: *leaves*
Everyone: *waves goodbye*
Jaina McFly: On to Round 7! Start the clock, dude!
Ted: Yeah!
Jaina McFly: Doc, what is pepsinogen?
Doc: Pepsi + Vitagen.
Jaina McFly: Yup! MJ, if you're happy and you know it...?
Marty Jr.: Clap your hands? 0.0 *wonders what he's doing in this stupid game*
Jaina McFly: Yeah! Ted, why did Marty McFly cross the road?
Ted: Because he's a chicken, dude!
Jaina McFly: Yeah! (a/n: I got that one off bttf.com) Be glad that he's not here or you'll be dead by now.
Marty Jr.: Hey! My father's not a...
Jaina McFly: *ignores him* Uh, Doc, what are you doing in this stupid game?
Doc: Good question.
Jaina McFly: Right. MJ, spell it.
Marty Jr.: I-T?
Jaina McFly: Yup! ^_^
Marty Jr.: 0.0 *really wonders what he's doing in this stupid game*
Jaina McFly: Ted, where's that smiley face jacket of yours?
Ted: Here, dude! *shows smiley face jacket*
Audience: Oooooooh...
Ted: *bows*
Jaina McFly: Doc, how much did I get for my science exam?
Doc: Somewhere between 0 and 100.
Jaina McFly: 0.0 How'd you know that?
Doc: Magic.
Jaina McFly: *stares* Uh huh... MJ, if I squish an ant, what do I get?
Marty Jr.: A squished ant? 0.0 *really, REALLY wonders what he's doing in this stupid game*
Jaina McFly: Yep. Ted, do you know who Neo is?
Ted: Who's that, dude?
Jaina McFly: Never mind. Doc, can you jump off a 100-storeyed building and survive?
Doc: Well, if you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything.
Jaina McFly: Right. MJ, 1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1=?
Marty Jr.: 1? 0.0 *really, really, REALLY wonders what he's doing in this stupid game*
Jaina McFly: Yeah! Wow, you're smart. Ted...
Ted: Some crazy driver wearing Nike shoes just crashed my brand new Mercedes Benz in his weird looking DeLorean going at the speed of 87 mph and I demand compensation.
Timer: TEET!
Ted: EXCELLENT!
Audience: *cheers*
Jaina McFly: *bangs head repeatedly on table in agony* NOOOOOOOOOO!
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Meanwhile a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, Luke Skywalker is sitting and meditating when another long drawn out "No" reaches his ears...
Luke: QUIT THAT! IT'S MY LINE, OKAY? MINE! *seethes*
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Jaina McFly: *stops* Did I hear something?
Crickets: *chirp*
Jaina McFly: Nope. Okay then, vote off the weakest link. Bye! *runs off to Star Wars: The Weakest Link*
To Be Continued...
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