The Bunsen Burner Strikes Back

Written by Anakin McFly

It was a science lesson at the Jedi Academy
The students in the science lab having fun with Chemistry
They used their Force powers, made the test tubes float around
Now and then they'd slip, and liquids splattered to the ground
Luke Skywalker watched as they all did titration
Little faces screwed up in deep concentration
Then they tried their hands at crystallisation
Salt from solution through evaporation
The Bunsen burners had to come on now
But Jacen Solo wasn't quite sure how
He turned on the gas, grabbed the lighter
Clicked it; suddenly there was quite a
Scary stream of heat and green light
That gave poor 'lil Jacen a fright
The Bunsen burner went screeeeeeee
Jacen backed away and he
Called for help. "Uncle Luke!"
Luke sighed. "What now?" "Look!"
Bunsen burner
Now strike backer
All a
Round the
Room.
BOOM!

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