Dude, Where's My DeLorean?
Written by Anakin McFly
26 October 1985, 9:15:25 am
Hill Valley, California
Doc: You've got to come back with me, dude!
Marty: Where, dude?
Doc: Back to the future, dude!
Marty: Excellent, dude!
Doc: Yeah, dude! Get in the car!
Marty: What's this button do, dude?
Doc: I dunno, dude! Press it!
(The DeLorean lifts off ground)
Both: Ooooooh...
Marty: Well, let's go, dude!
Doc: Yeah!
(They step on the accelerator)
Marty: I think I'm breaking all the speed limits, dude!
Doc: No way, dude!
Marty: Yes way!
(The time machine reaches 88 mph and drives backwards into the year 3000)
Both: Ooooooh...
Marty: What happened, dude?
Doc: I dunno. I think we're in the future, dude!
Both: EXCELLENT!
Marty: Let's go look ourselves up, dude!
Doc: Boy, we must be old by now. We might even be in our 40s, dude!
Marty: No way, dude! We can't be THAT old yet.
Doc: There's only one way to find out, dude! Let's go check a street directory!
Marty: Well, you go dude! I'll stay here and wait.
Doc: What's the matter, dude? Chicken?
Marty: Nobody calls me chicken, dude!
(They go find a computerized street directory and look themselves up)
Marty: Guess what, dude! We're dead!
Doc: No way!
Marty: Yes way!
Doc: I think we went too far, dude!
Marty: I think so too, dude!
Doc: Let's get back, dude!
(They get back into the car and return to 1985)
26 October 1985, 9:15: 30
Marty: Hey dude! It's five seconds from where we left! We're in the future, dude!
Both: EXCELLENT!
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