The Disidentification of HRG

Written by Anakin McFly

INT – BENNETT HOUSE – DAY

HRG sits at his desk, working.

The DOOR OPENS. He looks up and sees PETER walking in, with BOOTS.

HRG: I thought you could teleport.

Peter: These boots were made for walking.

Peter continues coming towards him.

HRG backs off a little in his chair.

HRG (warily): What are you doing?

In a SUDDEN SWOOP, Peter LUNGES forward and SNAPS HRG's HORN-RIMMED
GLASSES IN TWO.

Peter grins psychotically.

Peter: WHERE'S YOUR IDENTITY NOW?

HRG clutches at his face.

HRG: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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