Pinto Comment Drabbles

Written by Anakin McFly

This is a collection of short fics written in response to various comments here and here.

Regarding the seemingly lighter colour of Zach's hair in one photo:
_faeriequeen: Also, it could be because there's no product in it for once!

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'We are free!,' thought the Hair of Zach. 'Free, free at last! We can dance! We can fly! We can embrace the wind that begs us come play, and flow smooth amongst each other on this head. No sticky product can hamper our movement; nay, no gel or wax can hold us fast. The day is bright and new. We have Freedom, and he is bisexual. We are freeeee!'

"Put me down," thought Freedom grumpily.

"Zach?" Chris asked.

"Mm?"

"Why is there a guinea pig on your head?"

hitchedtoastar: Didn't he just wear those purple shorts two or three days ago?

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"I told you people would notice," Zach muttered when he thought that no one was listening.

"Noooooo," his purple shorts whined.

"Get off."

"But we like you," his purple shorts said, and shed a tear and clung on tighter. ":'(."

"Zach?" Chris asked, appearing suddenly out of nowhere.

Zach jumped. "What?" he asked.

"...were you talking to your purple shorts?"

loquaciousambie: I can't help but laugh at the last photo. His face is fighting off a hostile takeover by his hair!

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"All right, listen up, folks," said General Left Eyebrow, the undisputed authority on Zach's Face. "Hair is coming, and they're coming fast. And I don't mean that in a sexual way, so you two little nosehairs over there had better stop sniggering. Don't think I can't see you. Because I can.

"Hair is strong, and they take no prisoners. We must be ready. Stand fast. Keep up the defences. I and Colonel Right Eyebrow will always be at the forefront fighting with you. We will defend our land. We will brush them off. We will not – I repeat, we will not – lose this battle."

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