Plato Wrote The Matrix

Written by Anakin McFly

EXT – ALLEY WAY – DAY

                 TED
         Dude! Have you seen Plato?

                 BILL
         I thought you were looking after him!

                 TED
         No! I thought you were!

                 BILL
         This is most unprecedented, dude. 

                 TED
         Yeah. I wonder where he could have gone.

They gaze around worriedly.

CUT TO

INT – THE WACHOWSKIS' APARTMENT – DAY

Plato is tied up and gagged.

                WACHOWSKI
         Okay, Mr. Plato. All you have to 
         do is write us a really great movie 
         script, and give us the credit.

               OTHER WACHOWSKI
         Then we'll let you go. Understand?

               PLATO
         Mfff!

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