Proposed S5 Pilot

Written by Anakin McFly

New character on the show. Has the power to travel between universes. After a night of drinking games, Peter and Sylar stumble across him in a totally drunk state.

"Dude, we're totally drunk," says Peter.

"Yeaaaah," says Sylar.

"Look," says Peter, drunkenly pointing a shaky finger. "That guy has powers."

"awesum," says Sylar, and kills the guy. He obtains universe-hopping power, and that's when he and Peter both pass out from alcohol poisoning.

Hours later after his regenerative power has healed him, Sylar gets off the ground and proceeds to universe-hop. He lands in our universe and discovers that in this world, he exists as nothing more than a character in a TV show.

He kills several Trekkies who pester him for autographs.

Several hours later and some distance away, Zachary Quinto will wonder why there are police knocking on his door.

Meanwhile, Sylar tracks down Tim Kring and enters his house, uninvited.

"Hey," Tim says. "I just saw the news... why are the police looking for you?"

Sylar twitches.

"...Zach?" Tim asks.

"My name," Sylar says, "is SYLAR!"

"..." Tim says.

"!" Tim says, as Sylar makes his sofa levitate just to show that he's srs bsns.

Tim looks at him in horror.

"Pop quiz, hotshot," Sylar says. "Your creation is standing in your living room about to slice your head open. What do you do? What do you do?"

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