The Cylon Song

Written by Anakin McFly

(To the tune of The Llama Song)

Here's a Cylon, there's a Cylon
And another million Cylons
Metal Cylon, human Cylon
Cylon Cylon duck

Cylon Cylon Olmos Cylon
Network red light shiny Cylon
Are you sure you're not a Cylon
Cylon Cylon duck

Those guys were our creation
But then they all went bad
They tried to blow us humans up
Which made us kind of mad
And now they look like people too
They say they have a plan
And more of us were dying so
We all packed up and ran.

Did you ever see a Cylon
Who thought it was human, Cylon
Fell in love with Helo, Cylon
Cylon Cylon duck

Crazy Cylon, preggers Cylon
Stupid things won't stay dead Cylon
Starbuck makes good coffee, Cylon
Cylon Cylon duck

We got their ressurection ship
So they'd stay dead for good
But that just put those toasters all
Into a horrid mood
Their raiders pwned our vipers, 'cos
Our pilots are all noobs
And still they say they have a plan
Oh frak, we're dead. The end.

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