Electrocution

Written by Anakin McFly

Over the hills and far away, Teletubbies come to play!

"Tinky Winky..." The purple guy hopped out.

"Dipsy..." The green guy hopped out.

"La-La..." The yellow guy hopped out.

"Po..." Ditto with the red guy.

"Teletubbies, Teletubbies, say hello!"

"EH-OH!" they said, giggling happily. The baby-faced sun smiled down on them.

One day, it rained in Teletubbyland!

"Oh-oh," said La-La.

Big drops of rain fell down on the Teletubbies.

"Oh-oh," said the Teletubbies.

But the Teletubbies ignored the rain and went to stand on a hill.

"Hill!" said Po excitedly.

Lightning flashed as static appeared on the Teletubbies' TV screen thingys, and a video started playing.

VIDEO:

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!" a bunch of annoying kids yelled.

"Today, we're going to roll in copper!" one boy said. "Come on!"

The video showed the kids jumping into a pit of boiling liquid copper. One by one, they melted and died. The video ended.

"Again! Again!" shouted the Teletubbies.

VIDEO TAKE 2:

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!" a bunch of annoying kids yelled.

"Today, we're going to roll in copper!" one boy said. "Come on!"

The video showed the kids jumping into a pit of boiling liquid copper. One by one, they melted and died. The video ended.

"Roll in copper!" Tinky-Winky yelled gleefully.

A pool of boiling liquid copper suddenly appeared out of nowhere.

"Copper!" the Teletubbies shouted, jumping into the copper pool.

"Hot!" Dipsy said and got out.

"Hot!" said the rest of the Teletubbies, and they got out. The copper cooled, and they became copper-coated Teletubbies.

Then the Teletubbies decided to play with electricity! An electrical socket appeared out of nowhere, and Tinky-Winky stuck a copper-coated finger into it. It made him positively charged! Then, he stood next to Dipsy, who was uncharged. Tinky-Winky induced a negative charge on Dipsy. Dipsy became positively charged! Dipsy stood next to La-La, and induced a negative charge on La-La. And then La-La went to stand next to Po and did the same thing.

Four electrically charged copper-coated Teletubbies stood on the hill in the rain.

Lightning bolts saw the copper and the Teletubbies' antenna and decided that it would be a very good idea to strike them.

A lightning bolt hit Po.

"Oh-oh," he said and died.

A lightning bolt hit Dipsy.

"Oh-oh," he said and died.

A lightning bolt hit La-La

"Oh-oh," she said and died.

A lightning bolt hit Tinky-Winky.

"Oh-oh," he said and died.

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