The Rufus Song

Written by Anakin McFly

(To the tune of 'The Llama Song')

Here's a Rufus, there's a Rufus
And another balding Rufus
Old dude Rufus, future Rufus
Rufus, Bill and Ted.

Rufus Rufus scissors Rufus
Penknife, water, keychain Rufus
Rufus Rufus piano Rufus
Rufus, Bill and Ted.

He was from the future
A time traveller from far
A phonebooth was his time machine
Not some fancy car
It was red and phonebooth-y
And it worked quite well
It could go around in time
While looking cool as -beep-.

Did you ever see a Rufus
In the Circuits of Time, Rufus
Steal shades from The Matrix, Rufus
Rufus, Bill and Ted.

Half a Rufus, twice a Rufus
This song's tot'lly heinous, Rufus
"Look dude, there's a llama!" Rufus
Rufus, Bill and Ted.

Too soon the story's over
But they had lots of fun
An excellent adventure
Which is sadly now quite done
Though Bill and Ted still cannot play
A single song in key
Their future's safe, secured by their
Exploits in history.

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