The Yoda Song

Written by Anakin McFly

(To the tune of The Llama Song)

Here's a Yoda
There's a Yoda
And another greenish Yoda
Fuzzy Yoda, funny Yoda
Yoda Yoda duck

Yoda Yoda swampy Yoda
Jedi spaceship Force robe Yoda
Yoda Yoda short dude Yoda
Yoda Yoda duck

He was once a Jedi
Used the Force a lot
But he never could see much
'Cause he was kind of short
Yoda talks real funny
But he fights real well
Though he isn't very tall
That much we can tell.

Did you ever see a Yoda
Lift an X-Wing with Force Yoda
Yoda fight Count Dooku Yoda
Yoda Yoda duck

Half a Yoda, twice a Yoda
Not a Yoda, dead now Yoda
Yoda Yoda on Dagobah
Yoda Yoda duck

Where did Yoda go now?
He just disappeared
Luke is Leia's brother
George Lucas has a beard
May the Force be with you
That's what old Ben said
Episode three's out in May
Star Wars is not dead.

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