The Eyes Have It
by Ted Casablanca
Keanu Reeves at Sunset 5 theaters in West Hollywood. With a redhead. Female. Your Friends & Neighbors. Duo was grinnin', holdin' hands and carryin' motorcycle helmets. Vrrrm-vrrmm.
Keanu again. Nuart in L.A. In line for a showing of Orson Welles' Touch of Evil. Same dame accompanied. They didn't get in, though. And if that wasn't bummer enough, people were whispering about how it looks like K.R. has no eyebrows. Keen-babe, wassup wid dat? (You plucky boy.) Guess it's for that new flick you're doin'.