The Eyes Have It
by Ted Casablanca
Keanu Reeves, chilling out with a glass of white wine at Bluehour. Swanky Portland, Oregon. In town to film Thumbsucker with Vince Vaughn, K.R. was hobnobbing with a group of compadres on this musky night out. Sporting that dressy-messy look, the Matrix man was clad in tired blue jeans and a loose white tee with a three-button suit coat tossed on top. With a hemp necklace around his smooth throat and customary five o'clock shadow, K.R. was dead humpy--not to mention quite the doll when a bachelorette approached for a photo op. Was too sweet. Matthew Perry, take note.