keanuvision (US), August 16, 2004

Keanu to Buy a Macintosh

by krix
(Note: This story is not real.)

Hollywood hunk KEANU REEVES has finally accepted the power of the internet and bought an APPLE MACINTOSH, according to friends.

The MATRIX star - who logged on again after a brief fling with chess servers and dial-up in the early 90s - asked the salesman to explain how ethernet works in a Los Angeles Apple Store, adding that he is ready for instant access to porn in his life after the past 12 years of newstands and sticky floors, reports not a particularly credible source at all.

A close friend says, "Kenau [sic] and technology have known each other for years. In May (04) they got together again and over the past few months, Keanu started thinking about DSL vs. cable.

"He has spent weeks picking out an email address. Apple said 'Yes' when he asked if "TheOne@mac.com" was taken. It will just be a simple addy, Keanu hates fuss, attention and a string of numbers before the @." He's told pals to expect the lame joke forwards and funny pictures to start hitting their inboxes later this week.




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Comments

AngelWitch
Shame it's not real (2009-09-01 19:22:53)
 "He's told pals to expect the lame joke forwards and funny pictures to start hitting their inboxes later this week."

I wanna be on his mailing list

Anakin McFly
meh (2009-09-02 00:30:19)

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I'm on my grandfather's mailing list, and my inbox is constantly full of lame joke forwards and funny pictures. : Which is okay when they're in the message itself, but more often than not they're in attachments and I can't be bothered to download them, so they just kind of clog up my inbox and make me feel guilty.

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