Keanu Reeves Subjects Diners To His Clammy, Disgusting Feet
Keanu Reeves gave diners at a restaurant in Vancouver an extra special treat recently - a whiff of his disgusting bare feet.
Mike Walker writes in the National Enquirer:
Dining solo at a ritzy Vancouver restaurant, sleepy-eyed Keanu Reeves - slurping down oysters on the half shell with red wine - looked more homeless than hunky when he suddenly kicked off his scuffed shoes, pulled off his holey socks - then stretched and flexed his hairy toes as horrified diners gagged! After a few phee-eww moments, a man sitting nearby jumped up and said: “I don’t care who you are - this is totally unacceptable behavior. I’ve paid a lot of money to eat here, and my wife and I don’t want to look at your bare feet!” Keanu apologized, saying he had cramps in his toes and needed to stretch them. “If you don’t put your shoes back on, I’ll call the manager,” snapped the guy. Keanu nodded, slipping on his stuff as he motioned for the check.
Personally, I'm shocked Keanu even had shoes and socks to take off. Cause normally he looks like some guy who got dumped naked off the back of a truck someplace and has no idea where he is. He probably steals his duds off people's clotheslines. The shoes were probably setting on someone's porch cause they were all muddy and Keanu said, "Cool, foot-covering thingies," and made off with them. He also bathes and does his laundry by walking through car washes...just something I heard.