Ted's lonely and not so excellent adventure
Keanu Reeves' next project will be Passengers, not to be confused with the current Anne Hathaway-Patrick Wilson mystery-thriller.
Reeves' version is about colonists aboard a deep space mission in the future, all in a state of suspended animation to survive the long journey.
According to a Variety report, Reeves plays a man who is accidentally awakened 90 years before everyone else.
Not wanting to grow old and die alone, the selfish @#$&! awakens a beautiful woman to be his companion.