Dlisted (US), September 7, 2010

Keanu Reeves Breaks Rules

The saddest and loneliest hapa hobo in all the land smoked a ciggie, drank some coffee and had a funny conversation with his phantom friends (who are made out of air and smog) in a parking lot in NYC today. And Keanu did all of this in front of 3 NO LOITERING signs. Whoever put up those signs was triple serious about NO LOITERING shit, but Keanu is doing it anyways. I swear, celebwhores get away with everything! Someone should've CITIZEN ARRESTED his ass. Or maybe they just felt sorry for Keanu the same way the whole internet has for months.




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Sad Keanu and the 4th June 2010 Enlightenment



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Guest (2010-09-08 23:21:23)
 Keanu is such a DILF.
LucaM
(2010-09-09 00:54:06)
 gotta love the man. just got to :D
Guest (2010-09-09 08:02:10)
 he's the greatest and should be allowed to do whatever he wants.
TheTangerine
(2010-09-09 08:17:05)
 screw the rules.
AdriannaM.
(2010-09-09 12:33:42)
 I can't believe they called him a celebwhore :(
Guest (2010-09-09 21:02:48)
 I'm shure they cut/took out the person sitting on the stairs to whom Keanu is talking to.
Then they entitle this picture detail 'The saddest and loneliest hapa hobo...' and so on...
What's the deal?
AdriannaM.
(2010-09-10 00:05:45)
 Jealousy is what it is! He doesn't look sad, he looks hot and rich, and whatever loser wrote that probably isn't.
ShadowSpark
(2010-09-10 03:52:16)
 ....I don't think that's what they mean when they say 'No Loitering'.......
nafsunaek
(2010-09-10 05:29:50)
 celeb-what?
mc_girl (2010-09-10 09:39:20)
 C'mon... he was just smoked a ciggie...
How long take to do it so?
And he is certainly not sad at all!!!
AdriannaM.
(2010-09-10 23:34:00)
 He's not a celeb whore :(
Guest (2010-09-11 04:24:48)
 Òû ïðàâà, AdriannaM., ýòî ïðîñòî çàâèñòü! Èç-çà òàêèõ óðîäîâ êàê àâòîð ñòàòüè, ÷åëîâåê óæå íå ìîæåò ñïîêîéíî âûïèòü ÷àøêó êîôå â ïîëîæåííîì ìåñòå - ïðèõîäèòñÿ ïðÿòàòüñÿ îò ïîñòîðîííèõ íàçîéëèâûõ ãëàç è ÿçûêîâ â çàêîóëêàõ, ÷òîá åãî íå äîñòàâàëè. Êàê íå ñòûäíî ïèñàòü òàêîå ïðî Êèàíó!Ïîõîæå, îí íèêîìó íå ñäåëàë íè÷åãî ïëîõîãî, íå âûïåíäðèâàåòñÿ, ñïîêîéíî ñ äîñòîèíñòâîì ïåðåíîñèò óäàðû ñóäüáû, íàõîäèò ñèëû äëÿ ðàáîòû... Ìîëîäåö, ÊÈÀÍÓ!!! Ñ óâàæåíèåì, Èðèíà.
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Guest (2010-09-11 14:52:51)
 Can anyone translate that?
Anakin McFly
(2010-09-11 17:12:26)

ADMIN 
From Google translate:

"You're right, AdriannaM., It's just envy! Because of such monstrosities as the author of the article, person can not safely drink a cup of coffee in the right place - have to hide from the prying eyes of foreign languages and in the nooks and crannies, so it did not reach them. Are not you ashamed to write this about Keanu! He seems nobody did anything wrong, do not show off, quietly, with dignity endures the blows of fate, finds the strength to work ... Good for you, Keanu! Yours, Irina."

Also, you can edit your posts by clicking on that icon thing at the bottom of each post.

Guestirusha (2010-09-11 17:51:28)
  I am sorry ,so correctly : ...have to hide from the prying eyes and evil gossips...My respect for you, Irina.
Guestirusha (2010-09-11 18:34:18)
 ÷òîá åãî íå äîñòàâàëè - to be left alone.

I just - Russian.I do not speak in English.

AdriannaM.
(2010-09-12 00:08:14)
 Thanks Anakin:) Couldn't find any translations for that online at all . . .lol.

Thank you Irana:) You're right prying people suck!

Guest (2018-04-12 01:51:56)
 Hai AriannaM. After years and I'm replying
Guest (2018-04-12 01:53:06)
 Hai AriannaM. After years and I'm replying

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