"I see you whore we need a user name and password? I wonder why?"
- buzeeworkerant on KeanuWeb asking her to log-in

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How Not to Spell and/or Pronounce 'Keanu'

Things You Can Find in Keanu's Beard

The Mythos of Keanu

The Bogus Adventures of Keanu the Whale

Steanu's List of Keanu Reeves Facts! (off-site)

The Webmaster Being An Attention Whore:

Klaatu & Gort's Egregious Expedition
In which Ted Logan writes a script for the remake of The Day the Earth Stood Still.

The Not-Particularly-Excellent Adventures of the Keanu-Spawn
Compiled installments, last updated 27 December 2008
On-going updates
Stick 75% of Keanu's characters on a floor of a hotel in an isolated bubble of hyperspace, and watch the sparks fly...