He expected Keanu to have his head buried up his own backside like so many other self promoting media whores who will do anything to get attention, and when he turned out to be just like the other guys in the band and did not want to be singled out or treated special our intrepid reported didn't know what to do with himself.

*Giggling*
"Spit Sisters with Keanu Reeves"

How many times do you think he was asked about his hair and beard before he start to get fed up and came up with that answer?

What kind of fish is this??

In the alternate universe where you don't mind having your legs broken by a two hundred pound Rottweiler maybe?

He keeps the hair for Henry's Crime. I don't know why I just love his look with the long hair

Now I am just going to have to watch it again. Nelson is just so cute :)

people accuse him of lacking expression and being wooden. I laugh aloud whenever I see that look and then when he realises that "Cherry"/Chaz is one of his rivals in the ad industry, makes me smile just thinking about it

I have to agree with Anakin, I totally want to see those pictures or even if there are any of him wearing Dolly Parton's playboy bunny costume I think those would be great too

It is probably my browser (the film scripts on the site load just fine) but the pdf file in this article doesn't want to work me.
IE 8 by the way