He's not here.

Um, yeah, you do know, and yeah, it's fake.

No, it is not "written or directed by Keanu"
Pleasant fantasies are one thing, and that's cool.
Delusions, however, aren't pleasant for anyone. The idea that Keanu is sekritly taking time from 1) being in movies 2) producing movies 3)developing scripts 4) making art books 5) running a motorcycle company 6) racing and promoting motorcycles 7) having a life with family and friends to manipulate fans online is delusional.

Just saying. And he's not playing video games, either.

How incredibly clever to say "if you're 'crooked' [wth?] please just don't respond"

Hahahaha.

"See, he didn't respond!!!"

Ditto, I love you too, Anakin. Gotta question the "he's so boring" thing coming from someone with nothing better to do than troll fan sites of celebrities she detests and make nasty comments about celebrities "he's only human!!!" NO SHIT. Thank God. As are we all. Yawn.

^^^ is a fool. And how are things in the Netherlands?

"Nobody has paid any attention to me in 15 years, I'd better dredge up the past..."

Now there's someone with "issues"

Coming here for the express purpose of dumping on Anakin's and LucaM's excellent and much-appreciated translations just sucks. If you feel compelled to do that, please just f<€k right off now. Thanks for nuthin.

I don't know. I lost touch with her quite a long time ago. There are some tales that could be told, some good, some weird. When I say "fandom can be weird" - yeah, I know whereof I speak. I've found the weirdest parts is not necessarily obsessed fans (although an uninvited guest at 4am seems a bit much) but rather obsessed anti-fans.

and one sort of wonders about people who'd come here and say "just chill about it"

busted much?

this, however, is bullshit:

"VICTORIA KORCHAGINA, Regional Director of the National Bodyguard Association:
"He was surprised. He says, "My God, a woman." It was, you know, how "to what I came." Or something. And then in the process of work he was satisfied. "

Surprised that a woman could be a bodyguard? I don't suppose that Heidi Moneymaker could be a bodyguard, hm?

where are the links that say it's fake? why haven't they been posted here?