Damn DMCA. Now I want to see some of these sad keanu memes.

I just got the Australian Empire yesterday. I'm part-way through reading the article, and thought, 'I should see whether Anakin at WINM has seen this.' Good to know you're ahead of me.
Now to finish reading the article...

I would've gone with Whoah.

Academic articles are fun.

Thanks for the link, inkhuldra.
Why do you suppose the article had to tell us what they were drinking?
And someone would have had to have watched them for the "several hours" that they were there. And someone took professional photos. Is Keanu not permitted to have a private sit on a bench with a lady friend, without such an intrusion? Or do you not see it as an intrusion?