sideways from eternity

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Poetry

The Worst Poems Ever (2005 – 2008)

Presenting the works of Vogons, other aliens, and the late Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings...

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Poem (2005.12.23)

The H2G2 intro in poem form.

So Long, and Thanks for All the Fun (2005.08.08)

A tribute to the late Douglas Adams

The Arthur Song (2005.03.02)

The H2G2 version of The Llama Song.

Prose

Real World - H2G2 Deleted Scenes (2006)

(Between H2G2 and Restaurant) | Standalone deleted portion from 'Real World'. Arthur and Ford get temporarily zapped into our universe, thanks to the Infinite Improbability Drive.

Arthur and Ford's Excellent Adventure (INCOMPLETE) (2005.07.19)

(H2G2) | H2G2, Bill & Ted style.

So Long, and Thanks for All the Phish (INCOMPLETE) (2004.11.28)

(Pre-H2G2) | Joint e-mail fic. The digital lives of Arthur, Ford, and several others who got dragged in.