The Arthur Song

Written by Anakin McFly

(To the tune of The Llama Song)

Here's an Arthur, there's an Arthur
And another earthling Arthur
British Arthur, blahblah Arthur
Arthur Arthur Ford

Arthur Arthur yellow Arthur
Towel Babel fish Guide Arthur
Arthur Arthur bulldoze Arthur
Arthur Arthur Ford

He once lived in England
Worked for BBC
Then one day the Vogons came
And Earth was history
So he grabbed his towel
And he left with Ford
To hitchhike the galaxy
Throughout space they soared

Did you ever see an Arthur
Drink tea, crash computer Arthur
Arthur's hot tea spilt on Arthur
Arthur Arthur Ford

Half an Arthur, twice an Arthur
Not an Arthur, stupid Arthur
Digital watch on an Arthur
Arthur Arthur Ford

Is it how it's told now?
Has the tea gone cold?
Is the answer forty-two
'Cause that's what I'm told
Ford became a penguin
Zaphod has two heads
Then the Vogons blew them up
So now they all are dead.

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