Pap-Knocking Fun

Written by Anakin McFly

INT LONG DARK CREEPY ALLEYWAY – DAY 

Keanu Reeves lies bound and gagged and muttering curses 
under his breath. 

Scott Favor: You can't set the authorities on us. What're you 
going to say? 'My characters kidnapped me so they could
make stupid bets on who could knock down the most paparazzi?' 

KC: >:(

Neo enters the alley looking disappointed. 

Scott: How was it? 

Neo: I only grazed his knee. :(

Conor O'Neill: That's it? 

Neo: Yeah. *pause* But he, uh, fell over. Yeah. So it counts, right? 

Jack Traven: Look, I don't think you fully understand the situation 
here. You've got a car. You've got annoying paps running in front
of the car taking photos. You're supposed to ram into them. Hard. 
And then you run away and let Mr. Reeves here take all the blame. 
Which part of that do you not understand? 

Neo: ...I'm going back. 

Conor: Wimp. 

Neo: I, uh, gotta check on Ted. Yeah. He's all alone with John; 
bad... things might happen. 

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