Adventures of the Keanuspawn

Keanuspawn Medley (on ArchiveOfOurOwn) (2024.11.16–)
Keanu Reeves' characters | Reboot of The Not-Particularly-Excellent Adventures of the Keanu-Spawn. Several of Keanu Reeves' characters find themselves transported to a mysterious hotel. Oh no. |
The Not-Particularly-Excellent Adventures of the Keanu-Spawn (2005.09.24–2010.02.13)
Keanu Reeves' characters | Standalone sequel to Real World. Several Keanu characters get transported to a mysterious hotel in an obscure part of the multiverse, and have to learn to work together if they are ever to get out. Personality clashes, chaos and hilarity ensue. |
Reunion (2009.01.05)
Keanu + Alex + multi | He wants so much to join them. But he can't. |
In Which Conor Steals Neo's Money & Neo Steals Conor's Jacket (2009.08.18)
Conor + Neo + Ludlow + Keanu | Conor steals Neo's money, so Neo steals Conor's really cool leather jacket |
Cry Real Tears, the Ad Exec Said (2009.07.17)
Constantine + Nelson + Keanu + Kevin | Constantine and Nelson attempt to make Keanu cry. |
The One with Ludlow and the Phonebook (2009.03.29)
Ludlow + Constantine | Ludlow is forced to read the phonebook for the entertainment of Keanu fans. |
Conor and Jjaks Thing
Conor + Jjaks | Conor and Jjaks are exceedingly bad for each other. |
Motel (2012.11.09)
Keanu + Neo | Neo doesn't like parties. Keanu doesn't even get invited. |
One Last Call (2012.11.09)
Neo + Ted | It's been a long time. |
At the Crossing (2012.11.18)
Neo | Neo is lonely and finds a new friend. |
Respite (2013.05.26)
Constantine + Chris | John just wants a moment of peace |
Diner (2014.10.23)
Keanu + Neo | sharing a meal |
epilogue (poem) (2015.05.31)
Neo | afterlife |
sunrise (poem) (2016.10.31)
Neo | after the revolution |
Aftermath (2016.11.01)
Keanu + Wick + Multi | immortality |
The Return (2016.11.13)
Donaka | Some villains never die. |
Company (2016.11.19)
Keanu + Neo | Sometimes, Neo doesn't understand how someone like Keanu ever created someone like him. |
breaking dawn (poem) (2017.03.14)
Constantine + Keanu + Neo | in the morning quiet |
Ramen (2017.03.27)
Wick + Neo + Ludlow | just chilling at a ramen cafe |
And Eternity in an Hour (2014.10.23)
Keanu + Neo + Multi | the final moments. |
The Return (2017.03.30)
Ludlow + Constantine + Donaka | friends look out for each other |
Outcast (2017.04.09)
Griffin | He's the only one his creator never loved |
Ghosts (2017.05.14)
Alex + Keanu | in the wake of Neo's passing |
team (poem) (2017.05.20)
Constantine + Ludlow | they have an understanding |
Actor (2017.05.29)
Griffin | trying to be somebody else |
Living (2017.05.29)
Will + Constantine | smoking is bad for you |
Sarah (2017.07.17)
Keanu | the third intruder is familiar |
Hannah (2017.09.09)
Jjaks | she knows he's not him |
Palaver (2017.10.05)
Alex + Griffin | an encounter in the woods |
Alternate Timelines
Thee Bakinge of Thee Cakke (2009.08.21)
AU: Multi | In which several Keanuspawn are forced to wear identic (sic) clothes and discuss a baking recipe |
Thee Exkwisitte Artte of Table-Settinge and Flowere-Arranginge (2009.08.24)
AU: Multi | The same as above, but instead of cake baking, it's the exquisite art of table-setting and flower-arranging |
For Now I See (2009–2010)
AU: Neo + Keanu | Three-parter short story series in which Neo is stuck in the real world, bunking in with Keanu. |
These Boots are Hard to Walk In (2009.02.20)
AU: Griffin + Neo + Trinity | Griffin impersonates Neo for the lulz. |
Good with Hostages (2009.08.04)
AU: Traven | Jack Traven knows how to deal with hostage situations |
Recruiting Jim (2009.12.16)
AU: Jim + Conor + Jjaks + Ludlow | Conor and Jjaks drop by on Jim from Passengers. |
Pap-Knocking Fun (2012.02.07)
AU: multi | In which the Keanuspawn knock down paparazzi for the lulz. |
Showdown (2017.05.14)
AU: Wick | John Wick vs Agent Smiths. |
Keanu Simulator! (2017.06.11)
AU: Keanu | You are Keanu Reeves, Hollywood movie star and the dark web's #1 cybercrime mastermind. |