You key in the security code and the vault door swings open. Inside are a bunch of gold bars, a scattering of diamonds and some guy named Henry. Those things aren't important.

What's important are the cabinets of files filled with carefully printed archives of nice things people have said about Keanu. Who's been saving them? Why must they be locked in here? What did Henry get accused of this time?

Some questions are never meant to be answered. Except for the first - this is all LucaM's doing. Enjoy.

(All posts here go in the one thread, to keep things neat.)