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26 January 2010:

Muccino in talks to direct 'Passengers'

by Nick Vivarelli :: Variety (US)

I can't draw spaceships :(

Italo helmer with Hollywood credentials Gabriele Muccino is in advanced negotiations with Morgan Creek to board Keanu Reeves starrer "Passengers," a sci-fi romancer he described as "a love story set on a spaceship." ... Read more

(Comments: 3)

20 January 2010:

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Fixed formatting errors in Firefox that for some reason I never noticed until today; mostly to with font colours on the main page.

16 January 2010:

[In Defense Of] Keanu Reeves

by Dan Mecca :: The Film Stage (US)

For many, Keanu Reeves is the butt of the joke; the representation of Hollywood’s aimless leading man; the perfect example of lucky (“how did someone like Keanu Reeves get famous?”). And it’s hard to argue that Mr. Reeves does not deserve the ridicule, considering some of his more rudimentary turns. ... Read more

(Comments: 7)

12 January 2010:

Keanu Reeves Smokes Up For 'Henry's Crime'

JustJared.com (US)

A clean-shaven Keanu Reeves gulps down a healthy smoothie during a cigarette break on the set of his latest movie, Henry’s Crime, in Tarrytown, New York on Monday (January 11). ... Read more

(Comments: 0)

8 January 2010:

Keanu Counters Crazy Claims: Hypnosis, Disguises and Pseudonyms, Oh My

Scoop: inkhuldra | Gina Serpe :: E! Online (US)

There are some undeniable perks to being a star of Keanu Reeves' caliber. Fighting cases like this is not one of them. What started off as a seemingly baseless paternity suit against the actor has turned into an exercise in the outrageous for a Canadian woman who is seeking at least $3 million in back spousal and child support and proof that Reeves is the father of her four adult children. ... Read more

(Comments: 2)

Ontario judge dismisses Keanu Reeves paternity suit

Scoop: inkhuldra | The Canadian Press (Ca)

Allegations that Keanu Reeves disguised himself as an Ontario woman's husband and fathered her four children are too far-fetched to be credible, an Ontario judge ruled Thursday, though he added he doesn't doubt the woman herself truly believes them. ... Read more

(Comments: 1)

7 January 2010:

Never Forget Keanu

Scoop: LucaM

Happy belated New Year to everyone! This blog features various movie posters photoshopped to have Keanu on them. It's hilarious, and everyone should go there. -> Never Forget Keanu.

(Posts: 6)

30 December 2009:

Keanu Reeves films "Henry's Crime" at locations around New York State

Scoop: inkhuldra | by Kauri :: On Location Vacations (US)

Keanu Reeves has recently been seen in several locations around New York State such as downtown Buffalo and Niagara Falls. He was most recently seen last week in Kenmore, where he was shooting scenes for his upcoming film “Henry’s Crime”. ... Read more

(Comments: 1)

29 December 2009:

2nd WINM Keanu Calendar 2010

As requested, here's a different version of the calendar. Feel free to take.

Click here to go to download page and scroll down to the second calendar.

24 December 2009:

WINM Keanu Calendar 2010

Merry Christmas in advance. Here's a 2010 calendar! Do what you wish with it; if you want different pictures for different months, just send me an e-mail at admin@whoaisnotme.net.

Click here to go to download page.


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Dinosaur


The Pteranodon (pronounced with a silent 'p' and the stress on the 'ran') was a flying reptile from the Late Cretaceous period. Apparently it's not really a dinosaur - it just lived among them - but this is a Keanu Reeves fansite and so we don't need to be strict about things like that. If it lived several million years ago and is now extinct, it is sufficiently awesome and counts. Like trilobites. Trilobites are cool.

When fully grown, the Pteranodon had a wingspan of about three to six feet tall, which made it shorter than Keanu is tall. Sceptics are encouraged to build a time machine, go back in time, kill one, spread its wings out flat on the ground and make Keanu lie down next to it and see for yourself.

Pteranodon had a pointy, elongated crest emerging from the back of its skull. Nobody really knows what it's for. It ate fish, and possibly pesky time travellers who tried to kill it just to prove a point.

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