Things You Can Find in Keanu's Beard
| happyfairy |
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| 1. A tiny wee world where fairies dance and sing and make happy. |
| ckage |
| 2. All the stuff he puts in his big bag. Ever noticed that he either flaunts the bag, or the beard? Yeah, that's right. |
| Speed_of_Late |
| 3. An orange TicTac from Wednesday. |
| Anakin_McFly |
| 4. Bits of papparazzi he had with his pizza... |
| Dharke |
| 5. The Complete Works of William Shakespeare. |
| LuxuriantN |
| 6. The Matrix |
| Anakin_McFly |
| 7. No spoons, though. |
| keanuluvr |
| 8. A mislaid cigarette. |
| kariboh |
| 9. A wallaby (we all know that everyone with beards secretly owns an Australian marsupial )
10. Tea bags 11. The internet 12. An army of ninjas |
| Speed_of_Late |
| 13. a wheatstalk penny from 1957
14. phone numbers on scraps of paper, written by young women who wonder why he never called 15. macrame, but only on the underside |
| OneCrazyMinute |
| 16. His telephone/address book. I heard he lost it once. |
| clayheadswamp |
| 17. some very lucky lady's fingers... |
| Anakin_McFly |
| 18. Buzeeworkerant's meds 19. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy |
| keanugirl76 |
| 20. 50 koalas holding his hair tight |
| iAm_irresistibleApple |
| 21. Chopsticks and a lei. |
| ckage |
| 22. The first step of the Pharos of Alexandria, a chip of the Spear of Longinus, the façade of one of the Atlantis buildings, and my car's spare keys! |
| Speed_of_Late |
| 23. A single pearl... |
| kleenexwoman |
| 24. My cell phone. Give it BACK.
25. A family of starlings who thought it was a nice warm nest. 26. Alex Winter, who thought the same as the starlings. 27. George Carlin's comedic talent. |
| RIPTubus |
| 28. Some weetabix he misplaced that very morning |
| Anakin_McFly |
| 29. All his shaving appliances. That's why he can't find them. |
| keanugirl76 |
| 30. Oh, the mobile phone which they stole from me some weeks ago. Now I know where I can find it! |
| sozan |
| 31. The Holy Grail
32. The Lost Arc, which wasn't so much lost as misplaced appearently... |
| Anakin_McFly |
| 33. Yoda. |
| dap_125 |
| 34. Elvis. He's not dead nor was he abducted by aliens. |
| lflipout |
| 35. Emilia Earhart...and her airplane. |
| RIPTubus |
| 36. Carrie Anne Moss, lucky her |
| coiragrigione |
| 37. The key to his heart |
| BibleKing |
| 38. Filth! Blasphemy! Lots of very, very small homosexual heretics. Filthy fags, going around leaving gates open, forcing good, decent heteros to close them later. |
| kariboh |
| 39. SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA!
40. The entire cast of 300 41. The state of Michigan 42. Last year's rent |
| sozan |
| 43. Waldo
44. The secret to eternal joy and happiness 45. The fountain of immortality 46. A family of opossums |
| kariboh |
| 47. Polar bears |
| sickntiredntirednsick |
| 48. the lost city of Atlantis
49. the ships that supposedly disappeared in the Bermuda triangle - they were merely shrunk and got stuck in his ninja whiskers 50. my favourite belly ring that went missing. 51. his barber, ergo the shaggy hair and long beard...I thought I heard the teeny tiny cries of "help me!" emanating from his beard the last time I saw him. 52. An early copy of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. |
| One_Crazy_Minute |
| 53. A key to the city. (of Los Angeles) |
| Pen |
| 54. One comfortably settled down owl. |
| MMM15 |
| 55. Jimmy Hoffa |
| lottawoman |
| 56. A partridge in a pear tree
57. Two turtle doves 58. Three french hens 59. Four calling birds 60. FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!!!! 61. Six geese a laying 62. Seven swans a-swimmin 63. Eight maids a-milkin 64. Nine drummers drumming 65. Ten pipers piping 66. Eleven ladies dancing 67. Twelve lords a-leaping |
| JustMe |
| 68. Me. |