Things You Can Find in Keanu's Beard
happyfairy |
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1. A tiny wee world where fairies dance and sing and make happy. |
ckage |
2. All the stuff he puts in his big bag. Ever noticed that he either flaunts the bag, or the beard? Yeah, that's right. |
Speed_of_Late |
3. An orange TicTac from Wednesday. |
Anakin_McFly |
4. Bits of papparazzi he had with his pizza... |
Dharke |
5. The Complete Works of William Shakespeare. |
LuxuriantN |
6. The Matrix |
Anakin_McFly |
7. No spoons, though. |
keanuluvr |
8. A mislaid cigarette. |
kariboh |
9. A wallaby (we all know that everyone with beards secretly owns an Australian marsupial )
10. Tea bags 11. The internet 12. An army of ninjas |
Speed_of_Late |
13. a wheatstalk penny from 1957
14. phone numbers on scraps of paper, written by young women who wonder why he never called 15. macrame, but only on the underside |
OneCrazyMinute |
16. His telephone/address book. I heard he lost it once. |
clayheadswamp |
17. some very lucky lady's fingers... |
Anakin_McFly |
18. Buzeeworkerant's meds 19. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy |
keanugirl76 |
20. 50 koalas holding his hair tight |
iAm_irresistibleApple |
21. Chopsticks and a lei. |
ckage |
22. The first step of the Pharos of Alexandria, a chip of the Spear of Longinus, the façade of one of the Atlantis buildings, and my car's spare keys! |
Speed_of_Late |
23. A single pearl... |
kleenexwoman |
24. My cell phone. Give it BACK.
25. A family of starlings who thought it was a nice warm nest. 26. Alex Winter, who thought the same as the starlings. 27. George Carlin's comedic talent. |
RIPTubus |
28. Some weetabix he misplaced that very morning |
Anakin_McFly |
29. All his shaving appliances. That's why he can't find them. |
keanugirl76 |
30. Oh, the mobile phone which they stole from me some weeks ago. Now I know where I can find it! |
sozan |
31. The Holy Grail
32. The Lost Arc, which wasn't so much lost as misplaced appearently... |
Anakin_McFly |
33. Yoda. |
dap_125 |
34. Elvis. He's not dead nor was he abducted by aliens. |
lflipout |
35. Emilia Earhart...and her airplane. |
RIPTubus |
36. Carrie Anne Moss, lucky her |
coiragrigione |
37. The key to his heart |
BibleKing |
38. Filth! Blasphemy! Lots of very, very small homosexual heretics. Filthy fags, going around leaving gates open, forcing good, decent heteros to close them later. |
kariboh |
39. SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA!
40. The entire cast of 300 41. The state of Michigan 42. Last year's rent |
sozan |
43. Waldo
44. The secret to eternal joy and happiness 45. The fountain of immortality 46. A family of opossums |
kariboh |
47. Polar bears |
sickntiredntirednsick |
48. the lost city of Atlantis
49. the ships that supposedly disappeared in the Bermuda triangle - they were merely shrunk and got stuck in his ninja whiskers 50. my favourite belly ring that went missing. 51. his barber, ergo the shaggy hair and long beard...I thought I heard the teeny tiny cries of "help me!" emanating from his beard the last time I saw him. 52. An early copy of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. |
One_Crazy_Minute |
53. A key to the city. (of Los Angeles) |
Pen |
54. One comfortably settled down owl. |
MMM15 |
55. Jimmy Hoffa |
lottawoman |
56. A partridge in a pear tree
57. Two turtle doves 58. Three french hens 59. Four calling birds 60. FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!!!! 61. Six geese a laying 62. Seven swans a-swimmin 63. Eight maids a-milkin 64. Nine drummers drumming 65. Ten pipers piping 66. Eleven ladies dancing 67. Twelve lords a-leaping |
JustMe |
68. Me. |