Polls

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Do you know kung fu?
  
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Do you ever view this site on a mobile device?
  
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Do you think Keanu ever names his beard?
  
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Would you like to be a dinosaur?
  
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Have you watched Side by Side?
  
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If Keanu were in Harry Potter, what role should he have played?
Hogwarts professor
A sad ghost
A Horcrux
A Canadian exchange student
An Auror who knows kung fu
An Auror who doesn't know kung fu
A Dementor's victim
Something else (please specify)
I don't know anything about Harry Potter
  
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47 Ronin! Ideally, should it be 3D or not?
Yes
No
I have no opinion either way
  
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How do you best like your marshmallows?
Fresh
Lightly toasted
Completely melted
Egregriously burnt
I don't like marshmallows.
  
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Should Sad Keanu take the red pill or the blue pill?
The red one, so he can free his mind from sadness!
The blue one, because his life sucks enough as it is
Both! They add flavour to his sandwich!
Leave him alone and sell your drugs elsewhere
Other (specify in comments)
  
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Should Keanu get a Twitter account?
Yes
No
  
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Do you visit the forums on this site?
I visit regularly and post
I visit regularly but rarely or never post
I visit occasionally and post
I visit occasionally but rarely or never post
I rarely or never visit
  
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What was in Sad Keanu's sandwich?
Food
The critters that used to live in his beard
The Ultimate Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything
Another sad keanu.
A spoon.
There is no Sad Keanu. It's just Keanu eating a sandwich.
Other (please specify)
  
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Keanu as Spike in Cowboy Bebop movie - yay or nay?
Yes to movie, yes to Keanu
Yes to movie, no to Keanu
No to movie, yes to Keanu
No to movie, no to Keanu
What's Cowboy Bebop?
  
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In response to CK's poll: Worst Keanu character to take home to parents?
Tom Ludlow
John Constantine
David Allen Griffin
Conor O'Neill
Ortiz the Dogboy
Donnie Barksdale
Marlon James
Don John
Klaatu
Other (please specify)
  
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Do you like spinach?
Yes!
No!
Spinach is the answer to all the world's problems. Embrace it and be free.
  
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Bill and Ted 3?
Yes! Make it a trilogy.
Yes! And a Bill and Ted 4! And 5! And 6!
Only if they have a good script and aren't just out to get money
No, even if they have a good script; the two films are good as they are
I never liked Bill and Ted much
Other (elaborate in comments)
  
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Which of the following would be worst? A full hour of:
Ted Logan playing guitar at you
John Constantine blowing cigarette smoke into your face
Conor O'Neill and Jjaks Clayton getting to freely roam your house while you're not in it
Dr. Perry Lyman cleaning your teeth and doing whatever other evil things dentists do
Enlightening conversation with Marlon James
Tom Ludlow testing out phonebook technique on you
Hamlet reciting Shakespearean verses about his last experience with constipation
Keeping watch on Alex Wyler's mailbox (and not moving) while he goes off to do important stuff
  
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How many times did you laugh when reading the script for alleged-comedy Henry's Crime?
Not once
Less than 5
5-10 times
10-50 times
I never stopped laughing
I haven't read the script
  
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Favourite post-Matrix-trilogy Keanu films?
Something's Gotta Give (2003)
Thumbsucker (2005)
Constantine (2005)
A Scanner Darkly (2006)
The Lake House (2006)
Street Kings (2008)
The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008)
The Private Lives of Pippa Lee (2009)
  
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Updated: Upcoming or rumoured Keanu films you're most excited about?
Henry's Crime
Passengers
Jekyll
Chef
Cowboy Bebop
Shadow 19
47 Ronin
Cartagena
  
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Have you read any Hellblazer?
Yes, all of it
Yes, some of it
Started one and never finished
No
What's Hellblazer?
  
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Red pill or blue pill
Red pill - I want the truth
Blue pill - Ignorance is bliss
Both, just to see what happens
Take Morpheus hostage, then shoot him
  
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How old are you? (the poll is anonymous. tell the truth.)
12 or below
13-19
20-30
31-40
41-50
51-60
61 or above
  
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Favourite dodgy Keanuspawn? (multiple answers allowed)
David Allen Griffin
Donnie Barksdale
Don John
Jjaks Clayton
Conor O'Neill
Tom Ludlow
John Constantine
Marlon James
Scott Favor
Other (please specify)
  
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What kind of articles in the WINM archive do you generally read the most of?
Every single one of them, in chronological order where possible
Every single one of them, eventually, but not in any particular order
Just the major articles or interviews
The ones about films or topics I'm interested in
The ones featured on the front page
The ones people link to
Other (please specify)
  
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How do you like your fish?
Grilled
Steamed
Boiled
Barbecued
Microwaved
Raw, because sushi is awesome
Alive, because killing is bad
I don't like fish
  
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Birthday wishes go here so as to be compact and neat.
Happy Birthday, Keanu!
Happy 45th birthday, Keanu!
Happy birthday, Keanu!!!!!
happy b'day keanu!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEANUUUU ILU ILU ILU
Happy birthday, Mr. Reeves!
KANU HAPY BIRFDAY!!!!11
Other (please specify in comments)
  
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Keanu movies that totally need to become musicals? (currently there's only a Bill and Ted one)
Speed
Point Break
Constantine
The Matrix
The Day the Earth Stood Still
The Lake House
Street Kings
My Own Private Idaho
Little Buddha
A Walk in the Clouds
The Replacements
The Watcher
I Love You to Death
Other (please specify)
  
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How long have you been a Keanu fan?
A year or less
1-4 years
4-7 years
7-10 years
10-15 years
15-20 years
More than 20 years
  
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Your favourite SpongeBob SquarePants character?
SpongeBob SquarePants
Patrick Star
Squidward Tentacles
Mr. Krabs
Sheldon Plankton
Sandy Cheeks
Gary
I thought this was a Keanu fansite
  
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Favourite cop?
Johnny Utah
Jack Traven
Tom Ludlow
I don't like the police.
  
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Does Keanu's beard have a mind of its own?
Yes, and it eats squirrels when he's not looking.
Yes, it once waved to me when he didn't.
No, but during its zombie phases it has other people's brains.
It's not really his; he's beardsitting it for Hagrid.
It is a sub-Keanu: like a subway burger, but less burger and more Keanu
Only when he's sleeping.
Shoot the hostage!
Best poll ever.
This poll doesn't make any sense.
  
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If you ever get to talk to Keanu, would you tell him about this site and or the Keanu SWAT Team?
Yes, and say good things about it
Yes, and say terrible things about it
Yes, but I'd have to be drunk first
Yes, but he'd have to be drunk first
No, because this site sucks
No, because it would probably scare him
No, because I would be speechless in the presence of The Anu
...I AM Keanu.
  
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If you could have only one of the following, which would you choose?
Neo's Ability to Fly and Do Kung Fu
Bill and Ted's time travelling phonebooth
A computer whenever you really need it, and a lifetime's supply of free room service
The dodgy mailbox from The Lake House
To always win and never lose
A bodacious robot pal named Gort who can vaporise things
The Ability to Enter Hell Using Nothing But a Cat and Water (great party trick)
Keanu's spleen in an expensive glass case (don't worry; he won't notice)
A little owl
  
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Which Two Keanu Characters Totally Need to Meet?
Neo and Ted 'Theodore' Logan
Jack Traven and David Allen Griffin
John Constantine and Tom Ludlow
Klaatu and Conor O'Neill
Dr. Julian Mercer and Dr. Perry Lyman
Marlon James and Bob Arctor
Donnie Barksdale and Siddhartha
Johnny Utah and Scott Favor
Nelson Moss and Kevin Lomax
Ortiz the Dog Boy and Jonathan Harker
Shane Falco and Matt
Another Two Not Mentioned (please specify)
  
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Out of the characters Keanu has played, who is your favourite John?
John Constantine
Jonathan Harker
Don John
Johnny Mnemonic
Johnny Utah
  
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Your favourite of the (unofficial) Keanu Water Pentalogy?
Point Break (1991)
River's Edge (1986)
The Lake House (2006)
Life Under Water (1989)
Thumbsucker (2005)
  
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Have you ever read a book just because Keanu has?
Yes, and I'm trying to hunt down every one he's mentioned reading in order to do the same
Yes, but I'll probably just keep to one or a few
No
No, but I've recommended them to others
I intend to
Tried to, and gave up
  
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Your favourite among the top box-office earners in the Keanu filmography?
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (US$40.4m)
Point Break (US$43.2m)
The Lake House (US$52.3m)
The Devil's Advocate (US$60.9m)
Constantine (US$76.0m)
Speed (US$121.2m)
The Matrix (US$Heck Lot Of Cash)
  
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Do you plan to watch every single thing Keanu has ever committed to celluloid?
Yes. I will hunt them down to the last one and refuse to die until I do.
No, just those that I can get hold of without resorting to desperate measures
No, just the ones I'm interested in
No, can't be bothered to watch his films
  
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Ever met Keanu?
Yes, and talked to him
Yes, eye contact
I stood within his line of sight but he probably did not see me
No
Talked to him online, but it turned out to be an impostor
Yes, and now he's got a restraining order against me
  
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How many Keanu films do you own?
Less than 5
5-10
11-20
21-30
31-40
More than 40
  
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Point Break?
Rocks!
Sucks!
Meh, it was ok.
Haven't watched it
  
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Opinion on the Passengers script?
Awesome
Good
Okay
Not good
Terrible
Haven't read it
  
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Tea?
Yes please.
No thanks.
  
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How often do you visit this site?
More than once a day
Daily
A few times a week
Weekly
A few times a month
Monthly
A few times a year
  
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Other Keanu site you spend most time at?
Club-Keanu
Keanu Reeves Net
Keanu Connection
IMDb Keanu boards
UGossip
Non-English site
Other
  
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When do you plan to watch The Private Lives of Pippa Lee?
Preview screenings
Opening day
During its theatrical run
When the DVD comes out
Illegally over the Internet
Probably never
  
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Have you ever solved a Rubik's cube?
Yes!
No.
I'm trying, I'm trying!
  
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Where are you from?
North America
South America
Europe
Asia
Africa
Australasia (incl. NZ)
Antartica
  
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Favourite early-Keanu pseudonym?
Chuck Spidena
K. C. Reeves
Page Templeton III
Norman Kreeves
  
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Upcoming or rumoured Keanu film you're most excited about?
The Private Lives of Pippa Lee
Chef
Passengers
47 Ronin
Cowboy Bebop
All of them!
I don't know enough about them to say
  
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If an article's sole reference to a film is, for example, 'Matrix star Reeves...', should I tag said article with e.g. 'The Matrix'?
Yes
No
Only if it's a very obscure film
  
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In the articles archive there are many repeated articles, some of which change only the title. What shall I do with them?
Delete if only the title is different, but not if there are further differences
Delete even if there are minor differences in content (e.g. sentence phrasing, 1 or 2 sentences)
Keep all
  
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When, if ever, do you think critics will stop calling Mr. Reeves a "pretty boy"?
When he's 50
When he's 60
When he's 70
When he's 80
When he's 90
When he's 100
When he's dead of old age
If he gets a sex change
Never.
  
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Out of 10, what's your rating for TDTESS?
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
I haven't seen it yet
  
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The Speed main theme (by composer Mark Mancina) has, at one point of time, been stuck in my head.
Yes, and Mark Mancina is awesome!
Yes, and it was annoying
Yes, and Mark Mancina is awesome, but it was still annoying
No
I have never heard it
  
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What do you prefer, fish or chips?
Fish!
Chips!
I like both equally
I dislike both equally
I've never tasted either
  
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Where or when will you be watching The Day The Earth Stood Still?
Opening day
Opening week or thereabouts
Near the end of its run when the cinemas are nice and empty
Multiple times during its theatrical run
Free off the Internet, but don't tell anyone
Will wait for the bootlegged DVD, but don't tell anyone
Will wait for the official DVD
NEVER!
  
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For technical and site formatting purposes, which browser do you usually use while visiting WINM?
Internet Explorer
Firefox
Safari
Opera
Other (please specify)
  
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Is Keanu hot or cool?
Hot!
Cool!
Lukewarm!
Now I'm confused and it's all your fault.
It's a particle, it's a wave...
  
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Bearing in mind that Keanu is Canadian and not eligible, who are you supporting?
McCain
Obama
The donkey
The hostage
  
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You're walking down the road and you see a donkey. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?
"Hi donkey!"
Eat it.
Kick it.
Shoot the hostage!
  
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Who would be most fun to poke with a stick? (redux)
Neo
John Constantine
Donnie Barksdale
Klaatu
Tom Ludlow
Siddhartha
Jack Traven
Hamlet
Kevin Lomax
Ortiz the Dog Boy
Other (please specify)
  
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How did you first discover WINM?
Linked from some Keanu fansite
Some idiot forced me to come here after I insulted Mr. Reeves
Invitation from webmaster
Random Internet surfing
Recommendation from friend or enemy
Other
  
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How many films of The Anu have you seen all the way through? (The Matrix trilogy counts as three)
Less than 5
5-10
11-20
21-30
31-40
41-45
More than 45
  
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What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
54
42
What the fish does this have to do with Keanu?
  
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