AICN – Title Suggestions for Speed 3
From a thread on Ain't It Cool News about a possible Speed 3. People were giving title suggestions, and here are some:
- Speed 3: Air Conditioning
- "please copyright Spe3d, because they WILL use that for the name if you don't."
- "Speed 3: Speeding Ticket – Now he's a traffic cop!"
- "Speed 3: Lightspeed – Jack is cryogenically frozen, then awakened when interstellar space travel has been conquered. But then, a madman, the distant relative of Dennis Hopper, puts a bomb on a lightspeed space-cruiser. If the spaceship goes under lightspeed, the bomb goes off. And not just any bomb, but a black hole creator that will rip the very fabric of space and time."
- "there's a bus of senior citizens heading in a bus from Los Angeles to Palm Springs, if the bus goes over 50 MPH Morty Feldman will give you an earful about how people don't respect the traffic rules anymore, but there is only an hour left until all the Early Bird special ends. What do you do? What do you do?"
- "Speed 4: The Speed of Light is not fast ENOUGH!!"
- "Reeves is now a teacher ("Pop quiz, hotshots!")"
- "Speed 3: Revenge of the Cheetahs"
- "Shia comes back as Keanu's son!"
- "Speed 3: The Lake House"
- "SPEED 3: WHEELIE! "Wheelie" opens on Traven who has been crippled by a mad bomber, who is now looking to finish the job and breaks into his home and straps a bomb to the bottom of his wheelchair. If he doesn't keep wheeling around his (outrageously huge for cop's salary) apartment the bomb will go off! And no having someone push you! He's got a camera in the colostomy bag!"
- "Ludicrous Speed!!!!"
- "JACK: "I'VE GOT AN IDEA ... INSTEAD OF JUST US TWO DYING... We'll crash this train into the streets of LA and take hundreds more with us."
Annie: "Good idea. Fuck 'em all."