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The newspaper materialises every morning without fail. No one knows how it gets there. No one really bothers to find out. But there it always is: The Reeves Report, snuggled comfortably between the receptionist's coffee and the telephone. On some days it is thick and filled with the latest news on the life of Keanu Reeves; on other days it contains nothing but the date and suspicious handdrawn pictures of pineapples.

Alex Wyler denied any involvement. "Just because something materialises out of nowhere doesn't mean it's my fault," he was reported as saying, when K-SWAT journalists tracked him down at his new pineapple farm.

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The Reeves Report
Topic TitleTopic StarterRepliesLatest Post
Some old reports of people who caught him the street(?)ckage03392 days ago | by: ckage
Keanu's Reddit AMA 13 Oct 11am ESTAnakin McFly803438 days ago | by: MmeRenard
Keanu on The Nerdistckage73440 days ago | by: LuxuriantN
Keanu's grandmotherAnakin McFly03504 days ago | by: Anakin McFly
birthday?MmeRenard23505 days ago | by: MmeRenard
The world is not ready...allhailkingjack33516 days ago | by: Sephonae
Keanu hands out Spike Guys Choice Award to SandraSaneSun53555 days ago | by: Freya
Keanu wearing a Wedding band?anita772263604 days ago | by: MmeRenard
Interview Magazine with Robert LongoARYA63643 days ago | by: LucaM
Keanu sighting - nice!inkhuldra323660 days ago | by: axie
in ParisKaramelle53660 days ago | by: Karamelle
Zimbio ARYA313684 days ago | by: lily1101
Keanu Sighting (with picture)Joke383741 days ago | by: ARYA
...and we're back to "lonely" keanuanita772143805 days ago | by: MmeRenard
"That's fucked up"anita77223806 days ago | by: MmeRenard
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