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| 2008-05-11 21:51:47 | |||
ADMIN  Forum Posts: 3077 Comments: 405 Reviews: 1 | :D Now, everybody knows that Keanu's expressions and characters are totally identical, and so this sure saved me a lot of trouble in compiling this story.  Enjoy! And feel free to continue; how hard can it be? (largely inspired by ckage's Difficult Challenge post on IMDb) --- It was a bright and sunny Saturday morning. Birds were singing in the trees, their glorious melodies seeping into the dreams of Chuck and waking him. He awoke and smiled, slumping into his favourite armchair. He knew that this was going to be a perfect day.  After breakfast, he left the house to take his beloved puppy, Rover, for a walk. He spotted his neighbour from across the street, and went over to greet him. "Hey, Bob!" he greeted with a large, cheerful smile. "Good morning!"  Bob merely grunted. He was not in a good mood today. Suddenly, Bob's two sons came running out. The nasty little brats did not like dogs very much. One threw a baseball bat at poor old Rover and knocked the little thing unconcious. "Ha ha!" he said in glee, as his brother found a handy tennis racket to whack dear old Rover with. Chuck was furious. "HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO MY DOG?" he yelled, veins popping and his face turning red.  "HE'S JUST AN INNOCENT PUPPY!" he continued shouting, as Rover laid in the grass, not moving, and an inspired Bob went off in search of a hot dog. ** Continue!  | ||
| 2008-05-12 05:45:07 | |||
| Forum Posts: 142 Comments: 1 Reviews: 0 | He was sure he had found it...until he realised this WASN'T the hotdog he was supposed to be looking for! | ||
| 2008-05-15 11:51:57 | |||
Forum Posts: 17 Comments: 0 Reviews: 0 | Bob decided to give up on his hotdog search and settle for a sandwich instead. He was surprised to discover that sandwiches are the source of all evil (and refused to bring the sandwich the human sacrifice it requested). (credit goes here. Sorry if it's not resizing, I thought it went o-o ) Bob knew that the only way to destroy an evil sandwich is to pump it full of lead.  After a few hundred shots, the evil sandwich let out one last evil cry before spontaneously combusting. Sporting the exact same expression he wore while shootin' up the evil sandwich, Bob joined his buddy Chuck in a joyous "HELL YEAH!".  The evil sandwich was dead, and Bob could carry on with his day. ((I thought Chuck was another guy, sorry for the mix up...)) | ||
| EllieP | 2008-05-15 19:29:01 | ||
| Forum Posts: 110 Comments: 0 Reviews: 0 | ....and some people work for a living  | ||
| 2008-05-15 20:31:14 | |||
ADMIN Forum Posts: 3077 Comments: 405 Reviews: 1 | His name is Chuck.  | ||
| EllieP | 2008-05-21 20:06:53 | ||
| Forum Posts: 110 Comments: 0 Reviews: 0 | Chuck, Bob, Fred, Bruce......Ommmmmmm I am not a fish...ommmm I am not a fish  Was a nice story though | ||
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