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Forum Posts: 3074
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Reviews: 1 | So I finally gave in to peer pressure and joined the zarking site.
Did a group search for Keanu, and these are the more... interestingly-named... groups that emerged:
The Misunderstood Brilliance of Keanu Reeves
(^ joined that)
Why Does Keanu Reeves Sound Like An Old Indian Man?
Keanu Reeves was out acted by that trench coat in The Matrix
(^ this one has a cartoon drawing to illustrate their point. ARTISTIC FISH!
Under their description, it reads: "Keanu Reeves hasn't changed the expression on his face since Bill and Ted. It's always the same blank look that has a hint of arrogance in it.")
I'm Not Gay, But I Would Have Sex With Keanu Reeves
(and guess who I found in there with one of the quotes on its Wall. Now we know where Steanu has been.  )
For Fuck Sakes I'm Not Related to Keanu Reeves
River Phoenix & Keanu Reeves were Lovers
(^ lflipout would have a field day)
People who hate keanu reeves
(^ this one is brimming with potential Wall of Shame quotes. I love it.)
I Know Keanu Reeves & he actually lives in delta.
(lolwut)
KEANU REEVES KILLED CHUCK NORRIS!
Is it just me, or does the zigzag guy look a lot like Keanu Reeves?
And one for the Styxfish of the sea:
We Love Keanu Reeves, But also Think His Acting Isn't Up to Par
and the Slutfish among them:
Keanu Reeves can't act beyond Bill and Ted; but he's still sexy!
Suri Cruise is Keanu Reeves' love child
We dont like groups that are about Keanu Reeves
And I joined No, I Don't Care If I Die At 12AM, I Refuse To Pass On Your Chain Letter. because it's awesome.
...Any of you on Facebook? We could start a K-SWAT Team group... |
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Why Does Keanu Reeves Sound Like An Old Indian Man?
He does?  I had no idea old indian men sounded that smexy...
I'm Not Gay, But I Would Have Sex With Keanu Reeves
(and guess who I found in there with one of the quotes on its Wall. Now we know where Steanu has been. )
LOL! 
KEANU REEVES KILLED CHUCK NORRIS!
I think Steanu is in this one, too. 
We Love Keanu Reeves, But also Think His Acting Isn't Up to Par
 Man, I would troll the living daylights out of that one...
...Any of you on Facebook?
Nope! Not me. |
