I like this one

funny
how tweetland is so excited about his dna results. that's nice. he's loved.
10/15, 11:44:46

Reached at her home, Sala said the DNA results are not "trustworthy" and she wasn't given full access to the results. "He's pretty confident ... but I noticed they failed to mention the results (also) excluded me as the mother."

Huh? The tests excluded her as the mother of her children? I haven't seen that in any other press coverage.

http://www.thestar.com/entertainment/article/710511--test-shows-keanu-isn-t-the-father-lawyer-says

Yeah, I agree with nafsunaek. This woman is off her rocker.

http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20100107/reeves_lawyer_100107/20100107?hub=TopStoriesV2

Edit: and another with a little more info. I think the "Court heard Thursday that Sala raised several issues with the DNA results, including the possibility of tampering or that Reeves used hypnosis to affect the results" was particularly illuminating:

http://metronews.ca/toronto/canada/article/415855--woman-who-claims-keanu-reeves-fathered-her-kids-disputes-dna-test-results

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that Reeves used hypnosis to affect the results

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... right.

I hope the screenwriters of CSI are reading this ;)

In her affidavit Sala suggested Reeves uses hypnosis and disguises himself as different people, including her ex-husband, Wolfson said.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/canadianpress/article/ALeqM5i2Y27CBtWf8L7l57zrppYcvngT9Q

good grief.

Wolfson better start looking for that Marty Spencer ;) :D

And if the judge doesn't - finally - dismiss this inanity of a case, I'll seriously start suspecting we live in a PKD novel.

They say everyone has a twin, lol!

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b160922_Keanu_Counters_Crazy_Claims__Hypnosis__Disguises_and_Pseudonyms__Oh_My.html

Edit: More details here:

http://www.thecanadianpress.com/english/online/OnlineFullStory.aspx?filename=e010782A&newsitemid=73054424&languageid=1

huhu
Hhahahahaha! Wouldn't it be fantastic if Keanu's people had set this woman up to look crazy because the allegations were true??!!
01/8, 02:39:34

Like I said
it's over now so maybe Keanu and company can re-think who he will continue to have as his atty.
And Keanu did win, he'll know now who he can trust. Better late than never.

Tina
01/7, 21:53:46

No tina
I will never believe because it is a canadian court it had to be one that differently. But that is my thinking on it.

maybe you are right, and that is why they went to canada with it. The US would have laughed it out of the courts. In a recession on top of everything else, wasting the tax payers money in the US.
01/7, 21:53:16

well i do know these top attys
had to be in on i too, if anyone else was. they know the laws, right? The best of the best. .money and everyone wins, except kr. and i guess if for any kind of publicity they think he won too.
01/7, 21:51:17

thrown it out
maybe in a U.S. court. They must do things differently in Canada.

Tina
01/7, 21:50:46

come on she definetely was crazy
all this time talking about Marty spencer and others but the court held the case for 8 months. Looks like PR company
01/7, 21:47:02

I dont think sala got paid off
to drop the case. I dont think they had to, because she didnt have a case in the first place. she may have been a pawn, used in a way if she really needs mental health in order for them to get paid big bucks.

if she was hired, (i doubt this) , but, then yes she would have gtten paid off.

I think her situation may have been used.
but i really dont know, just an opinion.
01/7, 21:39:30

think about who got paid
the most. not his pr people. this was not about pr. this was a nuisance case that should have been dismissed a long time ago.
01/7, 21:26:46

lawyers milk rich clients
why do you think there are so many hating on lawyer jokes out there?
01/7, 21:24:29

I agree with ardy
Its very suspicious. I guess it was not the first Sala talked about crazy things but Keanu's lawyer just noticed this
01/7, 21:23:08

his lawyers
saw a long payday. i'm sure they knew they could have had it dismissed a long time ago but they are greedy f'rs. everyone out for his money.
01/7, 21:20:28

and actually... I tend to agree with the last comments. Methinks that's a very fine amount of legal bills... too fine.

This whole thing is ludicrous. Really, if someone like Keanu had the ability to change his appearance and control other people’s minds, he wouldn’t be going to Barrie to make babies. He’d be at home shining all the Oscars he collected for the Matrix sequels.

... good point.