whoa is (not) me: Defending Keanu, Deciphering Reeves

"...the facial hair is a real turn-off. A gorgeous face but he insist on hiding it. It just ain't right...I don't care how you look at it. It's like putting pants on The David."

- lflipout on Keanu

LINKS

Alternate Fishing Wharfs

Club Keanu - "The One Source"
Frequently updated with news and sightings; extensive members-only gallery with lots of candids and photoshoots. Large articles archive, filmography, and fairly active semi-private forums with two levels of member access.

Keanu Reeves Network - "Your #1 Keanu Reeves Source Since 2002"
News updates several times a month. Semi-private gallery with the largest selection of movie screencaps; lots of other photos as well. Active public forums.

Keanu Connection - "your 24/7 on everything keanu"
Huge video gallery and an extensive movie screencaps gallery, with lots of magazine scans and other photos. Forums relatively inactive. Site includes detailed Keanu biography.

Keanu On Demand
Recently launched site with news, photos, articles and videos.

Ponds

Main Pond
Open 24/7, 365-and-a-quarter days a year. Fish activity heats up greatly around early September especially on the second. The variety is wide, so grab some bait and take your pick.

The Day the Earth Stood Still Pond
Somewhat slowed down since the release of the film, this pond can nonetheless still give a pretty good catch of the Lame Geek variety. Lots of Tedfish and Termites abound as well. Plus, the nature of the water causes most of them to stand still, making the fish possible to catch by hand.

A Scanner Darkly Pond
One of the rare spots where Reasonable Fish can be found.

Matrix Pond
Here the waters are still and the fish are few, although activity has seen an unexpected rise in the past few weeks. Nonetheless, this level of peace is still rare. Stick a fishing rod in the water, then kick back and enjoy the scenery.

Constantine Pond
Also a quiet pond, this is another breeding ground of the Lame Geek Fish.

Land

Keanu Reeves Does NOT Suck, And I Can Prove It - an essay by The Jay

Youtube Video - Over-Reacting: The Keanu Reeves Song by Too Hip for the Room

Other sites I run:

- FutureFix: The Back to the Future Fan Fiction Directory

- Quintology: Zachary Quinto Fandom Portal