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I had to draw one of favs 2011-09-07 17:52 |
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Love the drawings..so lifelike...Great that you have mentioned Lord of light as I am pretty connected with Hawkwind + related bands that did the track + Jack Of Shadows e.t.c...:-D
A bit of a crossover of my 2 main interests there....COOOOL!!! |
47 Ronin 2011-09-07 16:48 |
LOL inkhuldra @ whoaouf!! + a dog star....pmsl Be sirius |
TWEETS OF INTEREST 2011-09-07 16:39 |
LOLOL I think the only thing that has peaked since B+T is the amount of numbties that think they know something about our gorgeous Keanu...but actually know nothing at all... Their loss...Hippy Bathday for the 2nd Keanu...At least we all love you...Mwarrr!! ;-D |
47 Ronin 2011-05-07 04:40 |
Gonna have to check out Shepperton Studios..It's not a million miles from me + easy to get to. Also I wasn't sure if my mate still works there as a carpenter, but apparently he does, but not been able to get hold of him yet. Got to get over there at some point...More Keanu please!....:-D |
2011 Calendar, in installments! 2011-05-06 21:58 |
Ok...I'll try that then...lol Thanx nafsunaek + Anakin... |
2011 Calendar, in installments! 2011-05-01 18:30 |
Hey you guys...I was trying to upload a few picture posts on here this morning, + no matter what I tried, I couldn't do it, so I gave up in the end...It may be problems with my pc as the urls that I pasted from pics weren't recognised...I seem to have left behind a half empty rogue post too....Sorry..Litterbug that I am...:-D I must have been doing something wrong..I can do it on everywhere else (honest....lol) but not on here...Where am I going wrong girls? HELP!!!!...lmao |
TWEETS OF INTEREST 2011-04-30 05:21 |
Keanu posted on Twitter about 3 hours ago...
So where was my invite to #theroyalwedding? I turn every over rated production into a blockbuster #bogus..... lolololol |
My First **Official** Day!! LOL 2011-04-25 09:37 |
Hi peebee and welcome..I'm pretty new here myself. Only a couple of weeks in front of you.. I love this site...Nice to be able to share something with others, and have a good giggle at the same time... |
Who wants a free Dogstar T-shirt? 2011-04-24 04:59 |
Hey Anakin...Why are you getting rid of it? If you are offering, I'd love to own it...Don't care if it's been trampled behind a hourse...lol Been trawling through the net all night, as I can't sleep + now I really am 'Dog' tired...No change there then..Think I might watch another one of The Anu's movies to help me dream nice dreams..:-D Let me know if no-one else beats me to it...+ I'll keep searching the web for new stuff to keep the readers occupied... |
The alternative Matrix : Reloaded... 2011-04-23 08:42 |
The Matrix : Reloaded:
Behind the scenes : Inside Exclusive:
Sets and Locations: One of the largest scenes used in this film is the underground cave complex, where the odd rave/disco scene takes place. This is meant to be set in the last remaining city (except Hull), but we have now discovered that this underground cave complex, is in fact, the set for Fraggle Rock. We have since learnt that prior to the start of filming, the Fraggles, who had expressed artistic differences with the makers of this film, were rounded up and shot. Their bodies are believed to have been buried in a shallow mass grave, near the lighthouse. The American film producers of The Matrix, have since stated that the course of action taken against the Fraggles, was entirely justified, as they had evidence to suggest that the Fraggles had been developing weapons of mass destruction. When pressed on the issue, Colin Powell, who was make-up artist and hair stylist on The Matrix, said that he had a dossier of evidence on the Fraggles, including evidence that they had been selling depleated uranium to the Doozers. Note: It is important that the term 'Dossier of Evidence' was used in this context, as earlier attempts to convince the public using a 'Factsheet of Evidence' and a 'Pamphlet of Evidence' did not seem to have the same credibility. This is however, the only context in which the term 'Dossier' is appropriate, as giving your wife a Dossier listing required items to purchase from the supermarket (carrots, Persil, e.t.c. e.t.c.) is also considered inappropriate use of the term. The Sex Scene: The Witchatoutchskichitiski brothers also thought that a sex scene would be a welcome introduction to this second Matrix film. They were wrong, just as they were wrong when they agreed that they would allow the use of 'Proper-Nouns' in their game of scrabble. The problem with this scene is that it takes place between two of the toughest combatants of the film, and as such appears out of place. For example, while watching Transformers The Movie, very few viewers thought, 'What this film needs right now, is for Optimus Prime to go down on Bumblebee, while the Decepticons dance the '70s disco moves to The Bee Gees' 'Staying Alive' on the set of Fraggle Rock. (Note: There was a 'specialist' edition of Transformers The Movie in which Metroplex, (the one that transforms into a city) has sex with Ravage, (the one that transforms into a dog), but it was felt that this was rather too 'specialist'. And Metroplex was under 16 at the time of filming. A copy of the tape was found at Megatrons flat in Norwich, and he must now remain listed on The Sex Offenders Register, until his return to Cybertron.)
Anyone watching this film, will have noticed the slight/medium/heavy overuse of a kind pseudo-philosophy. The character Morpheus is generally the worst offender of this. Morpheus was considered an unusual casting for the part to begin with, but the little plastersene man was out of contract after a disagreement with Tony Hart, and as such, was unavailable for this role. However, it appears, that every line this man speaks, is an attempt to make some wise, sage, philosophy. We wonder how this man gets through his daily life, speaking in this silly way. Luckily, we managed to make a transcription of Morpheus' recent shopping trip to Tesco's. Cashier: - 'Oh, These Ravioli are on 2 for 1 special offer.' Morpheus: - 'Yes, for I have seen the Ravioli and their centres are squidgy in all our souls.' Cashier: - 'Okay...Erm....That's $21.46 please.' Morpheus: - 'The 46 pence is not part of the reality that we truely experience.' Cashier: - 'Would you like cash-back?' Morpheus: - 'My belief system does not require me to believe that you believe that I need cash-back.' Morpheus then hands the cashier his American Express Card, in Bullet time, which takes about 40 minutes. He pays for his shopping and leaves the shop. He then unlocks the boot of his Mondeo in Bullet Time, taking a further 90 minutes.
The Matrix is based on the premise that there is an artificial computer simulation, in which about 50% of human beings believe that they are actually living out their lives in what we consider to be 'The Real World.' The remaining 50%, we suspect are just using The Matrix to play Solitaire and Minesweeper, while hoping their supervisor is not looking over their shoulder. These numbers do not include the 2% of humans who went blind, lost control of their bodily functions, and had their left legs stuck permanantly in safe-mode, from the knee down, while upgrading to MatrixXp.
We have exclusively discovered the storyline of the 3rd film. In this 3rd and final part, The Matrix is defeated by Neo when he crashes The Matrix, by attempting to get it to print. Then he leaves a floppy disc in the A-Drive, so it cannot restart, and mankind is saved forever.
A specially constructed 2 mile highway was used for the car chase sequence, in which their car becomes riddled with about 500 bullet holes. Brixton was ruled out as a filming location, as although the same affect can be achieved, it only takes one mile for the 500 bullet holes to be achieved, leaving insufficient time for the directors to overuse characters in too much leather and sunglasses.
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Perfect anagrams of The Anu... 2011-04-23 06:30 |
Here's what I think is the funniest of the two...I damn near wet myself when I 1st saw this...lolololol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cby1CnLn5Io&feature=channel_video_title |
Perfect anagrams of The Anu... 2011-04-23 03:04 |
The Anu gets his own back on the fish......pmsl
http://youtu.be/xH6YT8UYacQ
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Perfect anagrams of The Anu... 2011-04-22 22:52 |
Don't know what you mean....lolol (pretending innocence) The thought never crossed my mind.....less than 5 times at least... ;-D |
Perfect anagrams of The Anu... 2011-04-22 20:37 |
LOL Glad you liked them...As you said Giladora, some of them are brilliant, but I'm not sure The Anu would think so....
Here are some more.....
The servant = Seventh rat Cowbot Bebop = Boob copy web Wolfboy = Flow Yob Sweet November = Best ever women Permanent Record = Modern carpenter Dangerous Liasons = Goodness! As urinal....lol Johnny Mnemonic = Hmm! Enjoy the conn! A Scanner Darkly = A cranky slander Street Kings = Stinkers get.... The Private Lives Of Pippa Lee = Thieve reptile's VIP of appeal Dream To Believe = Dear, lovebite me! Tune In Tomorrow = On worn out merit Henry's Crime = Merry Inches.....lol...sigh!...drool! :-D
River Phoenix = RIP Vixen Hero...............Strange the way some of them come out...! |
Perfect anagrams of The Anu... 2011-04-22 14:09 |
Whilst strolling around the net with boredom, I decided to see what some of Keanu's movie titles would look like if they were rearranged.....
This is what I came up with.....
Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey = Joyous, indulgent dabblers Point Break = Pirate Knob.....lol My Own Private Idaho = Hooray! Deviant wimp! Bram Stoker's Dracula = Absurd? or smart aleck Even Cowgirls Get The Blues = Wretches snuggle lovebite Little Budda = Butt idle lad! Much Ado About Nothing = Oh, doubt a man? Touching! A Walk In The Clouds = Touch! Swan-like lad Last Time I Commited Suicide = I'm scummiest delicate idiot! Feeling Minnesota = Fine stolen enigma The Replacements = Scare hemp nettle....lol The Matrix = Threat Mix The Matrix Reloaded = A red-hot, altered mix The Matrix Revolutions = Loutish! I'm an extrovert! Something's Gotta Give = Maggot's thieving toes! Under The Influence = Refined Eunuch lent!
Keanu Reeves = A severe nuke! And last but not least... Keanu Charles Reeves = He's a venereal sucker....or
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