People should know by now that if you're going to interview Keanu you need to prepare yourself that you're not gonna get anywhere by sticking to those normal interview-type questions. How do you think he manages to stay a mystery? DUH. They should have expected nothing less than that from him. He wouldn’t be so uptight if he's wasn’t being bombarded by stupid crap he hears all the time. For example the holiday issue of Details was awesome because they just hung out and chatted and the result was a really interesting article. The guy knows coming in that he won't get to see the inner workings of Keanu and he doesn't waste Keanu's time with typical movie-release questions. If you want to see him in his element and learn something you gotta do it subtly cause if you ask him straight out, he'll tell you to sod off.

that IS the best article. Who wouldn't want to have an affair with Ted Theodore Logan?

I wanna see that! Maybe if he has 17 personalities perhaps one of them will like me, then I could just stalk him and wait around until that one surfaced again. Whoo! *all at once the fishy innards of the world begin popping and explodes*

that is the most depressing thing EVER! poor lady probably felt like shit after that. But seriously. You're feeding KEANU REEVES'S SNAKE. MAKE SURE IT'S THE FREAKING RIGHT KIND OF TOAD. Geez. Poor 29 year old Keanu!!