..this young lady remembered to tip the porter ;). Here ya go Ani, if you can find this girl and get her hooked up you can sweep her memory bank for visuals of Keanu on stage in Hamlet :D.

There are enough holes in this one that I think I'll skip any further comment ;).

Re-hooked ;)

I'm on the morning side here and have been up all night - so I say g'night all!

This guy's pretty easily aroused eh?

No, ok, not to go there :D.

..would p*ss him off ;)

Apprentice, how'd you like to have been that fly on the wall of the set with this trio?

:D

HA!

Boy he does evolve through the years from interview to interview :).

..really were uptown and downtown weren't they? River burned too brightly on a highly volatile fuel :(. Fortunately Keanu's fuel source seems to be a steadier, less incendiary kind.

..I'd really like to sit down and chat with you about a few things..

;)

..first paragraph is a good'n :).

These are kind of fun to look back at - 'the highlight of his career' - when you know what's happened since then :D.

I just really wish that folks would leave his past family life alone - they're not going to get the answers they want and it only aggravates him.

And then they wonder why he's learned to double-speak the press..