Arguments & Rebuttals

"Whenever a larger project is announced with Keanu's name attached, any fan will sit back and wait for the trashing to begin." – ckage

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The arguments presented here are all actual ones spotted on the Internet and other places. They tend to be variants on the same few themes, some of which don't make much sense. Honestly, what would Keanu be doing in a paper bag? Was he trying to gain a better understanding of what life is like for his sandwiches? If he carries on like this, he's going to need a major intervention before someone one day finds him standing on a street corner cheerfully lathering himself with mustard.