1) Are you absolutely certain that your spleen is still in you?

2) Is it true that you're the reincarnation of the Egyptian god Osiris, and if so, how have you managed to keep this secret for so long?

3) Which of your characters would you go gay for want to hang out with most, and what would you do once he was done freaking out at your existence?

4) What's the deal with the painted nails, and why do you keep evading the question when asked about them?

5) Is this you? http://www.flickr.com/photos/elkit/3714324110/in/photostream/

and this is something I've always wanted to ask him:
6) Have you read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

...ok this is a fairly pathetic list, so, uh, add on to it. Then if any of us ever get a chance to meet Keanu, print this out and give it to him.

8) How many motorcycle parts have you left strewn along the roadsides of California?

9) How many teeth have you left strewn among the motorcycle parts?

10) When you shaved for the pod scene in The Matrix, which part(s) of your body, if any, couldn't you reach?

13) Once you are done with filming do you keep your scripts?

haven't been to ugossip in days, so it's not me either.
I did 'defend' WINM on topix, though.

"Did you ever get to hold a panda or a koala bear" I could extend this to any wild animal, lions, tigers, bears, snakes, or swim with the dolphins?

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topix has ardith posting as donna

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Luka, this is a late reply, but I'm wondering: have you ever considered whether "Ardith" / "Donna" might be a guy? I noticed that "Donna" once wrote "you women" in a post, as if (s)he wasn't one. Even before that I thought something was not right about how (s)he constantly insists that Keanu is gay.

It must be said that I visit Ugossip only once in a blue moon, and I've only checked out Topix a few times. So I have little actual research to base my theory on. Still, it doesn't take much time on Ugossip to notice a trend in her choice of topics. And it doesn't take more than reading 2-3 of her(?) posts to realize that (s)he's a raving lunatic. :-/

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have you ever considered whether "Ardith" / "Donna" might be a guy?

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several times. it's one of my theories :D
although lately one of her arguments is that she is the mother of a young woman and if K would have treated her daughter the way he treated J.Syme ( not ever mentioning her name in interviews, not publicly acknowledging her as his gf, etc) she would have said/done something about it.
anyway. woman or man, that person does appear to have a mental problem. or several.

Can you tell me one thing about yourself that most people do not know and you wish they did know.

The worst he could say was no or that they know too much already. Or ya know just sit in that piqued way he does when the question is out of line. :D

If you run this search string in Google - virgo site:http://whoaisnotme.net/articles/ - you'll get hits for all articles where the word "virgo" is mentioned. There are actually quite a few. I hadn't done that until right now, and I'm intrigued by the number of hits. Going to have to read those that have actual quotes from him on the subject.

Edit: Here's an example from Fotogramas (Spain), October 1995. (It's a translation from Spanish, so the quotes aren't accurate. I'm hoping to find something similar in an original English language article.) http://www.whoaisnotme.net/articles/1995_10xx_ima.htm

A VIRGO FROM HEAD TO FOOT

F.: You’ve often mentioned that you’re a Virgo. Are you still joking or do you really believe in zodiacal signs?
K.R.: Of course I believe! As Hamlet says: ”There’s a God that gives shape to our destiny”. We are elements of a whole and this affects your destiny, or at least it affects some attitudes. You can’t deny it – this is a behaviour that is typical of Virgos -. Surely there’re interconnections according to the moment when we are born, the time and the elements that intervened when your parents conceived you. And all this enters you when you are born, all these stories that were told… are in you as well. So, your conciousness recognizes them in a certain moment. When you realize what is happening.

F.: According to the zodiacal parameters, which are the features in which you identify yourself as a Virgo?
K.R.: I’m a left-handed Virgo, obsessed with tidiness and perfection. I’m bad about control… Ohh! I’m a Virgo from head to foot. Ascendant, descendant, everything. For this reason it’s hard for us to find a girl. We’re so perfectionist!

F.: And are you afraid of aging? Is this typical of Virgos as well?
K.R.: Yeesss. I expected turning 30 to be traumatic but it wasn’t that bad. On the contrary, I was very happy. But the worst is coming now. I’m afraid of turning 40. That will really be terrible.

Edit # two, this time from Entertainment Tonight (US), January/February 1996:

LISA: Are you critical of yourself? Are you hard on yourself?
KEANU: I'm a Virgo.
LISA: What does that mean?
KEANU: Come on, you know what that means.
LISA: Give me an example, what--
KEANU: Come on.
LISA: What?
KEANU: Virgos are critical of themselves.
LISA: Are you into astrology KEANU?
KEANU: What time were you born?
LISA: When you meet a girl do you go, "What's your sign?"
KEANU: No. I don't. I'm a passive astrologist.
LISA: Oh yeah?
KEANU: Yeah.
LISA: What does that mean?
KEANU: That means I don't practice it, but if it's done well, I believe in some of the charts. Most of the people who say what their signs are, then describe their signs, say they can relate to it. They say that it resonates with their lives.
LISA: Really?
KEANU: That's what I have to say about astrology.

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If you run this search string in Google

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...There's a search bar up on top that does the exact same thing. :(

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Most of the people who say what their signs are, then describe their signs, say they can relate to it. They say that it resonates with their lives.

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As for astrology and all that, I was where Keanu is (was?) -- I used to think that there must be something about astrology because the descriptions of the various signs fit myself (Aquarius) and my friends so well. Then I realised that many of the other signs sounded like me as well. Now I think there's not enough logic or evidence behind the supposed effects of the planets to make a mark on people. Then again, this doubt and scepticism is supposed to be very typical for Aquarians.