About Us

"The last time you made just a passing reference to KR, one of his defenders was on the thread within minutes, or possibly seconds. It's like a kind of Keanu SWAT team. I love it!" – Frau_Ilsa_Lazlo

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WINM aims to be the leading English-language fansite for actor Keanu Reeves, building a trusted information archive that fans, journalists and researchers can rely on, and nurturing a vibrant community of fans coming together from all around the world in shared appreciation of his immortal awesomeness.

WINM was the original home of the Keanu SWAT Team, who once sought to be the forefront player in defending Keanu and his acting against those who would besmirch his fine name. It was with bittersweet joy that we first witnessed the Sad Keanu awakening and then the Keanussance unfold, and found our services no longer needed as often as they were before.

These days, we primarily act to stamp out misinformation and bizarre fake news about Keanu, which has been especially prevalent of late on social media. If you see a viral Facebook post about him, there's a 95% chance it isn't true.

For those who have wondered how much time we spend on this, we appreciate your concern, and would like to say that most of us are perfectly functional human beings. We are not a bunch of unemployed slobs sitting in our parents' basements covered with chips. My parents don't have a basement.

We are not in any way officially affiliated with Keanu Charles Reeves. Most likely he does not know we exist. It's probably a good thing. We might scare him.

The Original Keanu SWAT Team

In alphabetical order: Anakin McFly, ckage, Dharke, EllieP, EverythingIsMagic, Fiercelyred, Jakuja, keanugirl76, lefty10, LucaM, matrixownsme, MissLilly, mz_black, nancloutier, noodnix, personality_disorder, pretendyouredead, Sephonae, Speed_of_Late, TheWyleyOne.

Honorary Member: Rob Mailhouse, because he once swallowed a goldfish.

Imaginary Backup Staff to Make us Look Bigger

RolePerson
Technical SupportThomas A. Anderson
Public RelationsTom Ludlow
Medical Services for Injuries Sustained from Public RelationsDr. Julian Mercer
Exorcism Services in Case the Medical Services Did Not WorkJohn Constantine
Legal Representative for Suits Due to the AboveKevin Lomax
Insurance to Cover Above CostsDavid Allen Griffin
TreasurerConor O'Neill
Pencil SharpenerJohn Wick
Dentist to Scare ChildrenDr. Perry Lyman
FBI AgentJohnny Utah
Complaints DepartmentMarlon James
Complaints Department BodyguardJack Traven
Complaints Department for Complaints about the Complaints DepartmentBob Arctor
Sex AppealOrtiz the Dog Boy

About the Webmaster

I'm a science fiction writer and poet who hopes to write movies in Hollywood one day. In the meantime, I work as a web developer and copywriter at a financial advisory firm in Singapore. Here's my homepage.

Keanu Fan Since: July 2004

Keanu Films Watched: 45

Favourite Keanu Films: The Matrix, John Wick, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Speed, I Love You to Death, The Devil's Advocate, Hardball, The Night Before

Least Favourite Keanu Films: Dracula, Point Break, the 5 minutes of Johnny Mnemonic I survived through. I will attempt to watch the whole thing one day. Some people claim it's good. But those people also claimed that Point Break was good and that I have terrible taste.

Favourite Keanu Character: Conor O'Neill, because he sucks at everything

Favourite Dogstar Songs: 32 Stories, Cornerstore, Enchanted