His own best friend | |
| Age: | Unknown |
| What About in Dog Years? | Still unknown. |
| Occupation: | Dogboy |
| That's His Species, Not His Occupation: | Times are hard. We do what we can. |
| Distinguishing Feature: | An essential doggyness and a fondness for squirrels |
| What He Taught Us: | Twelve milkmen is theoretically possible. Thirteen... is silly. |
