Ortiz the Dogboy

Freaked (1993)

His own best friend

Age:Unknown
What About in Dog Years?Still unknown.
Occupation:Dogboy
That's His Species, Not His Occupation:Times are hard. We do what we can.
Distinguishing Feature:An essential doggyness and a fondness for squirrels
What He Taught Us:Twelve milkmen is theoretically possible. Thirteen... is silly.