I am in reluctant favour of that Superman thing, solely because of that role's Reeve(s) legacy. It would have been so awesome in a really weird way.

Out of all those covering the issue, I still like this article best.

The fish have to be fish.

Thanks for dropping by! And thanks for the article.

Pity about the sub-editor; at least now I know that article authors might not be responsible for everything in it.

P.S. - What exactly is t.t. he does w.h.h.?

17 different personalities! Woot! :D

(Apparently that film is going to be out in 2010, sans Keanu: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0411256)

"The true story of Billy Milligan, who developed twenty-four different personalities during his horrific childhood"

I think the fishes would all spontaneously have had aneurysms and died.

He should come up with a new revised plan - no buying cigarettes, and no taking cigarettes from people unless they're paparazzi. :|

("Suuure, you can take my photo... JUST GIVE ME A CIGARETTE FIRST.")

This is an original fish. :

is still possibly the best article ever. So few words, so much tragedy.

Poor toad. :( It died for nothing.
Poor boa. :( Its meal killed it.
Poor maid. :( The guilt will haunt her forever.
Poor Keanu. :( His snake is ded.

Looks like a relatively new director, though; his most famous work is apparently this thing called The Escapist. -> http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1012501/

His profile -> http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1012501/

...Possibly a few others, actually. But yeah, love his dedication. :D