Cornflakes Guy, The
The cornflakes guy
|Distinguishing Feature:||He likes cornflakes|
|What He Taught Us:||I want the best in my life. I want Kellogg's Cornflakes.|
Cornflakes are what give meaning and purpose to The Cornflakes Guy's life. He lives solely for cornflakes. He would be nothing without cornflakes. He probably eats nothing but cornflakes. Cornflakes are all he needs and all he ever will need. Life is simple. Life is cornflakes. Kellogg's cornflakes.
...and they are even tastier when snarfed down on the sly. :D