Royal non-ugly dude | |
| Age: | Late teens |
| Occupation: | The prince of pennsylvania |
| Distinguishing Feature: | Hair. |
| Isn't That Marlon's Distinguishing Feature? | Yeah, but they can share. |
| What He Taught Us: | Fridge doors are detachable and make for great company on walks. |
Keanu Reeves
He's a nice guy and he tries. He's a bit pathetic, but he's also heroic. I like him. He's twisted and crazy.