The ever elusive
|Occupation:||No one knows|
|Distinguishing Feature:||Nobody knows. Poor Eric. :(|
|What He Taught Us:||You could have a girlfriend and a really cool motorbike, and people still won't know you exist.|
No one ever cares about Eric. Seriously, this guy was the only of Keanu's film characters who didn't have a single photo on any fansite, until now. All we know is that he has bouncy hair and rides a motorbike and once made an incredible dinner for his girlfriend, whom he's kind of mushy with. He's like this innocent, oblivious puppy, but with a motorbike.