Providence (1991)

The ever elusive

Occupation:No one knows
Distinguishing Feature:Nobody knows. Poor Eric. :(
What He Taught Us:You could have a girlfriend and a really cool motorbike, and people still won't know you exist.

Anakin McFly

No one ever cares about Eric. Seriously, this guy was the only of Keanu's film characters who didn't have a single photo on any fansite, until now. All we know is that he has bouncy hair and rides a motorbike and once made an incredible dinner for his girlfriend, whom he's kind of mushy with. He's like this innocent, oblivious puppy, but with a motorbike.